Undertaker #59 said:
I look exactly like that animated tour guide on the site. It's trure.
She has a nice rack, too.
Undertaker #59 said:
Oedipus Tex said:Anyway, Aliccimo, if you've held a grudge or poor opinion of me, I apologize. But all the same, my love to your pink parts.
Bradyrocks said:Yes welcome Home ALICE.
I am since after your time and find things quite amusing with your return.
Its refreshing, thank you. I guess I shall be a lurker and go back in my corner. Since bowing to others is not my style, I will just resume my content happiness and listen quietly.
Your forum is much better than any other I have lurked upon.
dreithraider76 said:My main job is rolling grenades into the breakfast cereal of the denizens of that ship of fools known as Raider Nation. Here on the front lines spirits are high. Nothing boosts the troops' morale quite like a dose of undeserved overconfidence from our opponents in the foam spike brigade. The LaMont Jordan/Randy Moss signings have left the great unwashed in a fit of gambling fury and they are desperately seeking Pats fans with whom they may plunk down their barely earned money for the opening night thrashing. I have found myself on the receiving end of their overexuberance and their stacks of benjamins. Life IS good.
I look forward to stealing your best material. I promise to use it for the forces of good.
bideau said:OK, OK, I've had a night to sleep on it.
Alice, no matter where you've been, no matter what you've been doing, it's great to have you back. What's mine is yours, and trust me, that's not very much (unless you want to share my kid's tuition bills).
Somehow, it seems like things are just the way they're supposed to be.
And I do hope you like the way the Planet has been kept up, despite the dust bunnies swirling in the corner.
Personally, I think it's awfully hard on the Silver and Black's nefarious reputation to have Norv Turner leading the team. I mean there's nothing either seemingly menacing about Norv (a la Tom Flores who always looked as if he'd done hard time) or eccentric (a la John Madden), is there? Including his name. Norv.
Oedipus Tex said:
All the same, I've missed you in precisely the way that I don't miss ABBA.
dreithraider76 said:Too true. Norv is as safe as milk. His press conferences make Bill Belichick sound like Bobby Knight. He has all of Bill's deadpan platitudes without any of Bill's nasty little undercurrent of "I'm holding out on you on purpose, you little $hits... especially you Borges." And what with Wierd Al rocking the Woolworth rhinestone eyeglass leashes and the Tom Turkey flabby chin their public face (or scowl, as it were) is in dire need of some rhinoplasty - if for no other reason than to Bondo the buckshot acne scars that adorn Norv's grill.