Everytime I stay away from this website for a few hours something big happens. I'm thinking about just staying away for the good of the site.
On top of that frigging Ballbustah steals my brainchild to one-up the fruit basket and now I'm stuck with this bunch of wild forget-me-nots (get it?) that I hand picked from google.
Jesus, I might as well
give them to you before they up and die or you disappear for another (checks calendar) year.
This reminds me of an episode of
One Step Beyond where a bride to be lets her future hubby go up in a glider and he crashes into a tree on the side of a mountain and croaks up there.
She mourns for a long time and then finally decides to get on with her life and get hitched in an outdoor ceremony. Of course a freak gust of wind blows the glider off the tree and the Ex-fiancee arrives for the ceremony with a big, bony smile on his face.
Yeah, it's something like that except for the wedding part and the gender reversal. Plus that was freakish and eerie and this is a very happy event for everyone here that remembers you.
Hey, nobody ever said an analogy has to be spot on.
Anyhow, welcome back and I hope you aren't allergic. Please let us know what you did while you were stuck in the glider when you get some time.
I really, really missed you.