What Haven't You Done?

sorry when you said "I've never danced with the devil in the pale moonlight" i should have understood you'd be dancing with yourself?? :shrug::huh:

Yeah. I do plenty of things <strike>to</strike> by myself, but dancing isn't one of them.
 
I also never went to a prom....
 
I never went to a prom either.

I've also never danced with the Devil in the pale Moonlight.



I've never been to prom either.


I have, however, danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight.


I mean, We get it almost every night when that ol' moon gets-a big and bright. It's a supernatural delight, everybody's dancin' in the moonlight.

Guess you're the only one not dancing in the moonlight. :p


Would you prefer a moondance???
 
I havent been Skydiving.

I want to..badly

Wifey wouldn't let me.

As I typed this I asked her.. why??

She said i'm too old. Old as in decrepit and fossilized and how DARE you even think about endangering yourself in such a way!

OK, I said. And while typing this I told her that I was typing this to YOU GUYS.

Much to her chagrin..I can now go skydiving whenever the hell I want.
Victory?? Maybe. Who the hell knows.

But the point is..

Who's with me?!!!!!!!!:toast:
 
I havent been Skydiving.

I want to..badly

Wifey wouldn't let me.

As I typed this I asked her.. why??

She said i'm too old. Old as in decrepit and fossilized and how DARE you even think about endangering yourself in such a way!

OK, I said. And while typing this I told her that I was typing this to YOU GUYS.

Much to her chagrin..I can now go skydiving whenever the hell I want.
Victory?? Maybe. Who the hell knows.

But the point is..

Who's with me?!!!!!!!!:toast:

You tell Mrs Sir that you're never too old.

My grandmother went skydiving for her 80th birthday. So tell the Mrs to put that in her pipe and smoke it. :p
 
Never killed any one who didn't deserve it.
I have danced with many a devil moon light or not.
Never left my lady in need.
 
I never been Overseas or been to the pro football or patriots hall of fame yet.
 
I havent been Skydiving.

I want to..badly

Wifey wouldn't let me.

As I typed this I asked her.. why??

She said i'm too old. Old as in decrepit and fossilized and how DARE you even think about endangering yourself in such a way!

OK, I said. And while typing this I told her that I was typing this to YOU GUYS.

Much to her chagrin..I can now go skydiving whenever the hell I want.
Victory?? Maybe. Who the hell knows.

But the point is..

Who's with me?!!!!!!!!:toast:
Take a HUGE insurance policy out first....just in case!
That might of handled her earlier. :eek:
 
I never went to prom or any other highschool dance.
I've never done any type of drug, smoked, or drank.

I dont know, I grew up pretty sheltered so i'm sure there's a ton of other stuff.
 
I haven't joined the 'mile high club'.
 
I have been all over the Eastern Seaboard, but I never been west of New York.


I have also never ordered from a Wendy's drive-thru while completely naked. (Oh, wait.. Nevermind. I forgot about that incident after one-too-many scorpion bowls in 1996... ;) )
 
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