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HSanders said:
I love those commercials.
I've been known to still say," I think I need a bigger box".
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OH I SAY!!!!

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OSUBuckeye said:
When the video started I thought it was going to be that he isn't wearing a welding hood or any eye protection for that matter. That dude has a multitude of problems if this is real.
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It was just a tack/spot weld. Pop it off. His head relocation choice is definitely 🥴.

I know a few welders that rarely used those PIA helmets. I’ve always used them, but, they’re still not blind (65-80 years old) The helmets suck ass, even the modern versions. Never look at the weld, ever. They focus on where they want the bead to go.

Two of my past jobs involved welding (welder helper on a big pipeline, and BNSF railroad welding crew/welded and fused (thermite weld) railroad track together from jointed rail/ever hear that “click clack” sound from the train running on the track? Jointed rail butted together with angle bars that connect the two rails together via drilled holes and bolts)… my ADHD has lost focus. Squirrels!

You’ll definitely get “sunburn” from the exposure of welding. The energy coming off of it is no joke. They recommend using sunscreen (SPF 75 or something) but, that’s WAY worse than cigs for causing cancer. I’ve put it on when I was ignorant of that fact. Anyway, whateva.
 
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Big/Sky/Fly said:
It was just a tack/spot weld. Pop it off. His head relocation choice is definitely 🥴.

I know a few welders that rarely used those PIA helmets. I’ve always used them, but, they’re still not blind (65-80 years old) The helmets suck ass, even the modern versions. Never look at the weld, ever. They focus on where they want the bead to go.

Two of my past jobs involved welding (welder helper on a big pipeline, and BNSF railroad welding crew/welded and fused (thermite weld) railroad track together from jointed rail/ever hear that “click clack” sound from the train running on the track? Jointed rail butted together with angle bars that connect the two rails together via drilled holes and bolts)… my ADHD has lost focus. Squirrels!

You’ll definitely get “sunburn” from the exposure of welding. The energy coming off of it is no joke. They recommend using sunscreen (SPF 75 or something) but, that’s WAY worse than cigs for causing cancer. I’ve put it on when I was ignorant of that fact. Anyway, whateva.
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I know but he should have at least been wearing shade 5 glasses.
 

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