Costanza
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OT- What's your fine. . .?
Since someone wanted an OT thread, here's one.
Just read the "offense" and if you've
done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each
"offense" and added up your total fine.
For things with a spouse/lover you can use your ex's in the equation.
Mine is $475.50. Not too bad. Some of the people that did this before me got over $800! They better watch out for the clap!
Smoked pot -- $10 *
Did acid -- $5 *
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who
was next to you -- $40
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20 *
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20 *
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone whose name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20 *
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk
--$50 *
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before
--$20
Went skinny dipping -- $5 *
Had sex in a pool -- $20 *
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10 *
Masturbated -- $10 *
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or
close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5 *
Got oral -- $5 *
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25 *
Stole something -- $10 *
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20 *
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25 *
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time --$50 *
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 *
Went streaking -- $5 *
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50 *
Played spin the bottle -- $5 *
Done something you regret -- $20 *
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80 *
Lied to your mate -- $5 *
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25 *
Since someone wanted an OT thread, here's one.
Just read the "offense" and if you've
done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each
"offense" and added up your total fine.
For things with a spouse/lover you can use your ex's in the equation.
Mine is $475.50. Not too bad. Some of the people that did this before me got over $800! They better watch out for the clap!
Smoked pot -- $10 *
Did acid -- $5 *
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who
was next to you -- $40
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20 *
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20 *
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone whose name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20 *
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk
--$50 *
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before
--$20
Went skinny dipping -- $5 *
Had sex in a pool -- $20 *
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10 *
Masturbated -- $10 *
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or
close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5 *
Got oral -- $5 *
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25 *
Stole something -- $10 *
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20 *
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25 *
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time --$50 *
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 *
Went streaking -- $5 *
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50 *
Played spin the bottle -- $5 *
Done something you regret -- $20 *
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80 *
Lied to your mate -- $5 *
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25 *
