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Travis Kelce is engaged to Taylor Swift!!!! I can love football again!!!!. Why you ask, because his decline in ability is real and he is going to suck dead donkey balls on the field!!!

Tay Tay is a lucky lady carrying Tray Tray washed up flaccid jock from now to eternity..

That is going to be better than the Ice Princess, Real house wives of Jersey and Basketball Wives combined with a side of freakshow Kardashian!!!

Who else is excited for the love story of a lifetime (channel).
 
mikiemo83 said:
Travis Kelce is engaged to Taylor Swift!!!! I can love football again!!!!. Why you ask, because his decline in ability is real and he is going to suck dead donkey balls on the field!!!

Tay Tay is a lucky lady carrying Tray Tray washed up flaccid jock from now to eternity..

That is going to be better than the Ice Princess, Real house wives of Jersey and Basketball Wives combined with a side of freakshow Kardashian!!!

Who else is excited for the love story of a lifetime (channel).
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I’m just looking forward to their porn being stolen and end up online all over the world. :coffee:
 
mikiemo83 said:
Travis Kelce is engaged to Taylor Swift!!!! I can love football again!!!!. Why you ask, because his decline in ability is real and he is going to suck dead donkey balls on the field!!!

Tay Tay is a lucky lady carrying Tray Tray washed up flaccid jock from now to eternity..

That is going to be better than the Ice Princess, Real house wives of Jersey and Basketball Wives combined with a side of freakshow Kardashian!!!

Who else is excited for the love story of a lifetime (channel).
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I think you're wrong and I'mma tell you why... it's going to be more like the 1992 classic "The Cutting Edge" than any of these.

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mikiemo83 said:
Travis Kelce is engaged to Taylor Swift!!!! I can love football again!!!!. Why you ask, because his decline in ability is real and he is going to suck dead donkey balls on the field!!!

Tay Tay is a lucky lady carrying Tray Tray washed up flaccid jock from now to eternity..

That is going to be better than the Ice Princess, Real house wives of Jersey and Basketball Wives combined with a side of freakshow Kardashian!!!

Who else is excited for the love story of a lifetime (channel).
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I would be more excited if they decided to live very private lives. They can afford to buy and island and just be together and multiply in complete privacy. Oh, they can take Travis old bag mother with them and his brother and his wife and kids.
 
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I would be more excited if the decided to live very private lives. They can afford to buy and island and just be together and multiply in complete privacy. Oh, they can take Travis old bag mother with them and his brother and his wife and kids.
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Momma Kelce gets a little freaky... and Poppa Kelce is a canary, that bird sings all their gossip!!!!! Jason's wife is kind of hot.
 
mikiemo83 said:
Travis Kelce is engaged to Taylor Swift!!!! I can love football again!!!!. Why you ask, because his decline in ability is real and he is going to suck dead donkey balls on the field!!!

Tay Tay is a lucky lady carrying Tray Tray washed up flaccid jock from now to eternity..

That is going to be better than the Ice Princess, Real house wives of Jersey and Basketball Wives combined with a side of freakshow Kardashian!!!

Who else is excited for the love story of a lifetime (channel).
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in my current state of existence, I'm way more excited just to be alive......
thanks for asking, BTW :harumph:
 
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