Who is as excited as I am?

So I was innocently tuned in to watch the Nebraska vs Cincinnati game. Within 5 minutes the camera goes to the future Mr.and Mrs Swift. It seems life it was on them forever and the announcer went on and on and I felt like throwing up.
The breakup can't happen fast enough. Maybe she'll hook up with a soccer player and stop ruining football games.
 
I think you're wrong and I'mma tell you why... it's going to be more like the 1992 classic "The Cutting Edge" than any of these.

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What a great movie. One DB Sweeney line in it is responsible for my long successful marriage. When the Moira Kelly character said that she didn't think they were good for each other, the DB Sweeney character said something like, "We better hope we're good for each other because I don't think either one of us is good for anyone else." My wife and I had been married less than a year at the time and were already in trouble. We looked at each other at that point in the movie because we both realized that was us. Neither of us was ever going to find someone else who'd put up with our crap.

We've sorted through our baggage since then and are cruising now, but that line was on each of our minds during troublesome times. You want a relationship, Bucko? You better apologize for you part and forgive her/him for their part. (Lots of couples therapy helped as well.)

Just like an NFL team, when you're winning, everything is fine. When you're losing, you get coached up and work hard at the weaknesses in your game.
 
Travis Kelce is engaged to Taylor Swift!!!! I can love football again!!!!. Why you ask, because his decline in ability is real and he is going to suck dead donkey balls on the field!!!

Tay Tay is a lucky lady carrying Tray Tray washed up flaccid jock from now to eternity..

That is going to be better than the Ice Princess, Real house wives of Jersey and Basketball Wives combined with a side of freakshow Kardashian!!!

Who else is excited for the love story of a lifetime (channel).
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are an item? Wow! I hope to see her at an NFL game.
 
Always excited for a new season but I’ve been overly optimistic the last couple of seasons, trying to temper expectations this year. At the end of the day I’ll take competitive, exciting football, not sure how it’s going to pan out but last year, Sundays were just miserable.
 
Always excited for a new season but I’ve been overly optimistic the last couple of seasons, trying to temper expectations this year. At the end of the day I’ll take competitive, exciting football, not sure how it’s going to pan out but last year, Sundays were just miserable.
It was awful wasn't it. Just pure crap. We learned how other fanbases must feel.
 
NFL = Hollywood scripts. So exciting!!!!! Aren’t you all so thrilled!!!!!

Go back to your regular programmed fake lives…make sure to place your bets on Draft Kings though, you deserve it winner! 🥴

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When will the Okrah interview happen?
 
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NFL = Hollywood scripts. So exciting!!!!! Aren’t you all so thrilled!!!!!

Go back to your regular programmed fake lives…make sure to place your bets on Draft Kings though, you deserve it winner! 🥴

$$$$$$$$$$

When will the Okrah interview happen?
Draft Kings are now calling the shots and they will demand the Chiefs win the SB.
 
It was awful wasn't it. Just pure crap. We learned how other fanbases must feel.
Yes, I hope it was rock bottom and we can actually enjoy the season again. I was a Pats fan long before the success and will be one until the end.
 
My very first thought was, "Crap, this is what they will be talking about the entire season." My next thought was, "Help us when they become pregnant. "
 
My very first thought was, "Crap, this is what they will be talking about the entire season." My next thought was, "Help us when they become pregnant. "
They will have boy/girl twins and they will name them Patrick and Brittany and all of us will throw up in our mouths.
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