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Wait for it.

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Similar kind of thing with another UK woman. Alexa did it!

 

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I like how "hands" are only the 4th best option for women, and don't even make the list for men.

Also, how come none of you a-holes ever told me about the banana or the melon trick???!!
 

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I like how "hands" are only the 4th best option for women, and don't even make the list for men.

Also, how come none of you a-holes ever told me about the banana or the melon trick???!!
"You also want to make sure that toothbrush is dedicated solely to masturbating, use a different one to brush your teeth". Solid, common sense advice. :)
 

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Once you have your melon, but a hole in one side that fits the circumference of your penis. (Do not over exaggerate as it will not work properly.)

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Not sure which is funnier. The melon hole or a banana peel is a good cum receptacle.
 
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