WTF Thread

[patswin]

I will guess there's a lot of bruises and maybe a broken bone or two that go along with that talent.

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

Did ‘The Simpsons’ predict Kamala Harris becoming vice president?

The cartoon oracles have struck again.

nypost.com

We are The Truman Show...not joking.

 

[Pape]

the headline alone lol

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina Candle Just Exploded

Gwyneth Paltrow just had one of her new products blow up. But not in the good way. Her vagina candle actually exploded in someone's house.

www.giantfreakinrobot.com

 

[HSanders]

waits for website name "gwyneth paltrow's exploding vagina candle" to be "snatched" up

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

the headline alone lol

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina Candle Just Exploded

Gwyneth Paltrow just had one of her new products blow up. But not in the good way. Her vagina candle actually exploded in someone's house.

www.giantfreakinrobot.com

I bet her ass explosions are out of this world...

 

[aloyouis]

BSF wants Gwyneth Paltrow's phone number.

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

BSF wants Gwyneth Paltrow's phone number.

She's a bitch, but, I'd smash her burger.

 

[OSUBuckeye]

She's a bitch, but, I'd smash her burger.

No thanks. She does nothing for me.

 

[shecolt]

Sorry, if I offend any of you who may have a monkey-tail beard; but I find them to be very strange.

Monkey Tail Beard: Best Or Worst Facial Hairstyle?

The monkey tail beard is a bold statement, a conversation starter, and a source of endless amusement. But it's also a serious commitment.

www.sadanduseless.com

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b9By00rkYA

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XUYmDRX7GM

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

View: https://www.amazon.com/Subtle-Butt-Reusable-Neutralizers-Activated/dp/B00Q3NOEPK/ref=as_li_ss_tl?&linkCode=sl1&tag=funnpict00-20&linkId=6fb81f7a4677227a9f3252967f965c8a&language=en_US

 

[OSUBuckeye]

I found Gwyneth Paltrow’s candle.

 

[John Locke]

My BFF's son in law bought this. Her daughter kept telling him, no but it ended up going home, somehow.

WTF are you even thinking, bro? A KFC chicken smelling firelog? LMFAO.


View: https://www.amazon.com/KFC-Limited-Spices-Starter-Enviro-Log/dp/B082FHVZXN/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiA0rSABhDlARIsAJtjfCc-bpCT4MW15wb7YIFyBMFP5S1z45YHtoDV4amlkNFj75PORL1yoYcaAoQhEALw_wcB&hvadid=484438618720&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9002353&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=16134371664984602775&hvtargid=kwd-594140311660&hydadcr=28520_10703167&keywords=kfc+fireplace+log&qid=1611509549&sr=8-2&tag=googhydr-20

 

[foobahl]

What's Worse Than Getting Stabbed by Your Wife When She Finds a Photo of You With a Hot, Younger Woman? When the Other Woman Turns Out to Be an Old Photo of Her.

Source - A woman stabbed her husband several times after thinking she found photos of him with a younger woman. It turns out that she herself was that “other” woman. The photo of the couple was taken ...

www.barstoolsports.com

 

[aloyouis]

What's Worse Than Getting Stabbed by Your Wife When She Finds a Photo of You With a Hot, Younger Woman? When the Other Woman Turns Out to Be an Old Photo of Her.

Source - A woman stabbed her husband several times after thinking she found photos of him with a younger woman. It turns out that she herself was that “other” woman. The photo of the couple was taken ...

www.barstoolsports.com

Note to self: Review photos with Mrs. Aloyouis...