Your Childhood Ruined

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[Darth Despot]

Last one is a good science book. Kids who read that one ended up in STEM.

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

Mandela Effect

 

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[John Locke]

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Checks penis

Thank your for still being there buddy.

Looks in the mirror

Yep still a man. Probably should trim your beard.

Crawls back in bed

The world is too complicated to think further about at 5:45 am.

Don't forget to call your doctor for a testosterone level test and ask her for testosterone hormone therapy just in case you're buddy is becoming a vagina, a lot of that going around these days. Can never be too careful .

Good morning, good afternoon and goodnight.

And don't forget to set the alarm for 3 pm. Gotta shower and get everything ready for that chick coming over after work.

Falling asleep

Wonder if she'll bring her friend, he's not bad looking. Wonder if they like 'Shrooms?

A man can only dream sometimes.