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BOU was happy to return despite a defeat like herpes' burn that keeps coming back every time we visit the Lombardi, the Bolts will never kiss it Even so for this fellowship I'm grateful if you were Raider turds, it would be hateful So perchance I will return to impress and put on my best rhyming...

BOU is here to give Brady his due Better than he there are none, not few That was simply the worst of games watching the bolts go down in impotent flames can't excuse such a piss poor outing leaving even BOU doubting Next season when the Bolts trot out that a soul will be present to witness the...

This isn't great but what the heck. . . Here's the story of a man named Brady who was coming up on the end of his career He has five rings living on his fingers but there would be no more. . . Here's the story of a man named Rivers who is bringing up eleventy kids of his own He is ready to...

Hmm, a limerick. . . This is about a QB named Phil whose potency dominates the pill Your lunch money he'll take here BOU hath spake A Bolt victory will be a thrill (Damn those are tough when not about sex or something)

Well truth be told or else it's a sin seldom a thread is just so full of win just how much smack is left to spin the Pats you thought of steel, soon revealed as tin Chances of winning? your hopes are thin. Sunday your season goes in the dustbin and BOU will be here consoling your next of kin...

Oh, once more the post-season dance this time without the Merriman prance even so, the Pats have zero chance Facing our rush, Brady will fill his pants Likely to throw at least three picks at least one of which, we'll return for six It's just not gonna be pretty beating up on TB the old biddy On...

Sorry, I just have to break the rhythm here, you guys are on fire! And RG is making me snarf my coffee in the middle of my office with his sheeeeeit! hahahaha

BOU must say, he feels welcome to be back and man, the quality of the latest smack?! from some of the finest fans on the Planet rhymes like this?! so fresh you should can it. Now you probably all miss our retired Ladanian but about the Bolts squad, there is no complanian It's not always pretty...

Good to see a Patriot's Prophet BOU came for his crown and doffed it Nice to see this thread is still livin' when BOU hasn't been rhythmically givin' If Turner was bad, LA was worse amazing what owners do just to fill their purse There is so much tragedy in the state his team but perhaps for...

What a season!, well who would've thought? That after all this time, a new rhyme has BOU wrought With his feelings, he admits, a battle has been fought Agree with the move to LA, BOU certainly did not. His season tickets he did let go once LA was where the Bolts would show Even though live in...

Two weeks of ankle-grabbing was disappointing The Bolts as Champs we'll not be anointing Soon begins the armchair finger-pointing Defense was never supposed to be that great Offense was to be the key to our fate Talk about us needing a clean slate! Now BOU must root for the Pats Denver is more...

Damn, I got nothing. Not even in the third person. F-ing amazing.

This thread is glorious.

You forgot the part where LT comes out of retirement and gashes the Pats for eleventy yards rushing and twelve-teen receptions. :-)

Most of you know BOU isn't a total homer. He is still unconvinced that his team's record reflects their overall talent level. Rivers is elite, no doubt about it. But we are so totally riddled with injuries, we're on our 5th center now for example, that one can never know what kind of game we...