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CROM!!!

crom! mayhaps you should visit a wizard or your local apothecary for an enchanted unguent? crom! i am oft opposed to such damnable magics, but if crom has forsaken you such deviltry may be called for. crom!

crom! would that it both pleased my supporters and terrified my detractors, i think it would be fine sport! crom! jaric, your blood-lust is welcomed in my court! you will make a fine adviser with regards to public blood spectacle!

crom! since the day i strangled to death my predecessor on the steps of his own palace, my kingdom has been beset by my enemies both from without and within. this thread will help to make clear those who support me, and those who oppose me. some of you will receive my kingly charity, all others...

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crom! my royal consort and i were battling a group of stygian raiders this morning. needless to say, the fight was ours to win! i ran a man through with my trusty spear (no homo), but the spearhead became lodged in his belly, and i was having great difficulty freeing it. when i finally dislodged...

crom! crom give me strength!

crom! since the day i strangled to death my predecessor on the steps of his own palace, my kingdom has been beset by my enemies both from without and within. this thread will help to make clear those who support me, and those who oppose me. some of you will receive my kingly charity, all others...

crom! no more chatting with strangers! from now on, i will just execute them! Stranger: hi You: crom! hello Stranger: asi? You: crom! 76, male, aquilonia Stranger: aquilonia? Stranger: where ? You: crom! in hyboria, where do you hail from, stranger? Stranger: china Stranger: f You: crom...

crom! recently a young bard came to my royal court to entertain me with song on the celebration of my birth. it was a grand affair, all of my courtiers and warlords came to pay homage to me, and listen to the song of the traveling bard. after much grog and wine had been drank, the music began...

crom! aye, again i have prayed to crom, and the aroma of my nether regions is vastly improved. for i must admit, the whispering in the halls got to me. my skin was crawling like a foul serpent of set! sadly, my self loathing was so great, that i was unable to properly perform with the wenches...

crom! every stygian i see is covered in blood and gore! and bathed in the entrails of their brethren! crom, they are a delightful sight indeed! if by adopt, you mean enslave, i would recomend hyperboreans, i kill them far less!

crom! twombles, you shall taste my steel!

crom! aye, it was! i made orphans of many stygian children!