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Hi folks, I know I've not been arround much lately but Mr Cat and I have been busy arranging our wedding which is on Saturday now. We've decided to be thoroughly modern and have prenups. This is what I want Mr Cat to sign, what do you think? 1) Mr Cat shall refrain from excess consumption of...

Mr Cat dared me to post this article: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8670003.stm

I just had to share this. Mr Cat wants to use a chainsaw to cut our wedding cake. I objected on multiple fronts (not least that, having just aquired a husband, I would like to keep him whole for at least 24 hours), but he seems to be getting more and more keen. What should I do?

Seriously, Peru is apparently having a problem with rabid vampire bats biting people. If the beeb says so, it must be true . . . . http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-10960389 I just had to share this!

The authorities wouldn't let these guys have their choice of pet so they improvised . . . http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1284646/Meet-Tiger-Dog-Chinese-owners-dye-pets-look-like-wild-animals.html

I saw this a while ago but was reminded of it when a colleague got an out of office reply to their email, from a Scandinavian colleague. Of course, we could use Google or Bablefish and get an idea what it said but people aren't always so careful . . . http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7702913.stm

Mr Cat and I have been training for our 5k run (ok, a bit of run and a bit of walk). Today, we were doing our usual running from one side to the other of a local rec ground (small park) and walking back. We agreed to 'one last run' which I suggested we make a race. Oh, um, you run if you want...

Why are there so many jokes I just don't understand. Or notice for that matter. Even my Dad makes jokes that go over my head. :huh:

...and there is a risk that Mr Cat could log-in and pretend to be me. Hmmm, that would be bad, wouldn't it? BTW, I like being punished. :whip2:

Poor Peyton. Why doesn't anyone give him sympathy? All his life he's been working towards his big day against the Saints and then he goes and looses his nerve at last minute. I think he needs someone to feed him a nice cup of tea and tell him it's not the end of the world. After all, it's...

Hello, having just got home, we thought we'd ask this question. It took me 1 1/2 hours to do what's normally a 30 min train journey because of . . . how much snow do you think? I'll post the answer in a few hours.

What's all this football shit? Is this a football forum or something? People keep posting football stuff and lately it's got out of hand. We should be talking about zombies or cake wreaks or stuff that's relevant to the board. I suggest you scroll about half way down until you get to the...

THIS is all Mr G says whenever I talk to him, all I get is effing this and it's all the effing planet's fault. :whip2::whip2::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:

Just thought I'd take this opportunity to wish you all l'shanah tovah and a good yontif. It may be a little early in the states but it's over an hour since sunset here. :hug:

Poll to follow but feel free to type any old rubbish while you're waiting. Like people wouldn't anyway. Edit: I was wondering 'cause people occasionally post 'off topic' threads about something they call football and I thought I'd ask and I'm reasonably sober but Mr C isn't so you shouldn't...

Mr Cat says I think I PWN his northern arse. What does the planet think?

Hullo, after shamlessly neglecting the planet lately, I now have my own shiny new netbook. I'm on the train to the northern hinterlands of Macclesfield to see Mr Cat's friends. Now I can post without him hovering, wanting his pc back. That isn't stopping him offering helpful suggestions right...

Mr Cat went out for a beer or two after work last night. Then, since his estemed colleagues were being a bunch of lightweights, he came home and dragged me to the pub. We were sitting in the carden of one of our locals, and he suggested that I might like a goat as a pressie (I have no idea...

Yup, we've been discussing our wedding for rather a long time without sorting it out and you all probably think it won't happen until one of us is about to pop our clogs. Anyhow, we were discussing ceremonies and had the following idea for a beautiful and symbolic addition: As the ceremony...

Mr G and I were talking about our October trip to Wembley, to see the Pats in the flesh. Mr G says something like "you HAVE to watch a full game before hand or you'll never understand". I say "but I can't see the ball on the telly, grumble grumble etc." Anyhow, turns out we have a local...