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Yeah, but could you beat them in football this year? *run for cover*

I saw this is and tied it together with the prior poop-posts before I glanced back.

While I've never driven drunk, I have driven on acid. The short version is essentially: dodge the bouncing ping pong balls, and try to make anything questionable look like a ping pong ball.

Wait, what happened? I missed the start.

A lot more frightening AFTER the phone call. It was fine. But I'm a total slob (at home) and my standards are not very high in that regard.

I was once with a married woman. Her husband called while we were in the act. She took the call, didn't hide anything. I had to hurry. (Before cell phones, if you catch my drift.)

IMPORTANT NOTE! Her friend is seriously smokin' hot. Inexplicably this has not been mentioned.

As an aside, the font on my firefox program is pretty big, so headlines are often cut off with an ellipse. The headline for the ESPN story about Pats/Bolts was "Chargers beat Pats behind Rivers 3 TD passes." All I got was "Chargers beat Pats behind..."

(alternative title: BOY still sucks butt) ...I spent from Friday PM until late yesterday mostly focused on my kid in the hospital, who got in a nasty accident after assuming he was exempt from the dire warnings against driving drunk. In case anyone hasn't heard this yet, driving drunk is...

Hated that movie, love the sig... ...but you should photoshop it or something so that the keyboard letters were "Brady" or "GYF'08" or something. That would be truly excellent. Not that I could do that by any stretch, but I figured someone could.

I should fit right in then, yes? :) Well duh. If no one pays attention, posting online would just be writing in a diary, which is boring.

*looks around* Me? Oh, I get it. Hrm.

LOL See, this is pretty much me in a nutshell. I'm nothing if not concise. Well, sometimes.

Because I believe that it isn't possible, yet it is still working. Therefore there is a spreadsheet error. But I can't find it. Sooooo...either someone finds the spreadsheet error, or finds another way to test it. I'm too close to it to find my error at this point, and my chances of...

I know I don't have a fancy avatar and I didn't use a lolcat, but I expected someone to at least google my confession. It's like that Kitty Genovese story in here. :shake:

Christopher George Latore Wallace

Wow, the IIc was whiz. I only had a II+. Then one glorious day, I came home with an Apple IIgs (which stood for Graphics and Sound!) with 4th & Inches and The Bard's Tale!

Zork. Yeehaa! That friggin theif that popped out of nowhere and stabbed you was a buzzkill, though.

:spock: I said I was curious, not retarded. I've already done some decent reading on the topic from various professors.

"He shot me." Eh. "He OUTRAGEOUSLY shot me!" Whoa!