Webslinger

Birthday
May 20, 1955 (Age: 68)
Location
Lost in the nether regions
Occupation
chef

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"Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML"

"Never ascribe to malice that which may be equally explained by stupidity." - H.L. Menken

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