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  1. Oedipus Tex

    June Jollies - Volunteer needed...

    I need someone to run this if its going to happen. My ship is sinking right now. & I nominate Sophia Vergara, who got left off somehow. - Tex
  2. Oedipus Tex

    The time has come: June Jollies Nominations

    It's like this: nominate anyone you like, even if they've been mentioned before, because I'm going to seed based on number of nominations recieved. By all means use the quote function if you'd like to copy all or most of a long list that a previous poster has put down. If you have a lesser...
  3. Oedipus Tex

    From the Man who brought you Cammy Diaz's fetish video...

    ...comes Vida Guerra'a nudie pics from her hacked cell phone: Not Work Safe Even Less Work Safe I'm not a big Vida fan, but I know many of you are. So there you are. *bows*
  4. Oedipus Tex

    Return of Elin Grindemyr

    Apparently she found her way back into modeling (thank God)...and she's all grown up. Feel free to merge this, mods, but I thought it was worthy of note in its own thread for a little while.
  5. Oedipus Tex

    Who saw Revenge of the Sith? (SPOILERS)

    Who saw Revenge of the Sith? Overall, it is outstanding. It easily parks itself right behind Ep. V as the #2 movie in the series. I'm going to have to get another couple looks at it, but it may be that when all is said and done I'll like it better than Ep 4 or Ep 5. A few qualms I have with...
  6. Oedipus Tex

    My wife dumped me for a guy named Jesus

    Hail Mary, full of grace Your boy kicked me in the face He made my wife run away for a big promise on Judgment Day My wife called me a sinner I guess I'll be fixing my own dinner Now I'm left with pain and loathing caused by a wolf in Messiah's clothing My wife dumped me for a guy named...
  7. Oedipus Tex

    The Original Whizzinator

    The website is a total riot, but nothing beats the "testimonials" section for pure comedy. Some of it is intentional, some is not:
  8. Oedipus Tex

    General Announcement: Start getting ready

    Start getting ready for June Jollies (I'm going to be awfully busy in July, and out of the country quite a bit, so the Jollies will be in June this year.) So start thinking about nominations. We're going to narrow down to a field of 64 based on how many nominations each lady recieves, and seed...
  9. Oedipus Tex

    Just popping in to share something of grave importance

    Darth Vader's blog journal
  10. Oedipus Tex

    Contact

    Will we make extra-terrestrial contact within your lifetime? Discuss why or why not.
  11. Oedipus Tex

    Does anyone here have no teeth...

    ...between their front teeth and their eye (canine) teeth? My g/f doesn't. And I only just noticed recently, oddly enough. I don't think I've ever seen it before, but she says its pretty common. A recessive trait to be sure, but not uncommon at all. In other words, most people's teeth look...
  12. Oedipus Tex

    Who can solve this math problem?

    I know, back to school. Alright, try this brainteaser on for size - only rudimentary math skills required: Three guys are travelling, and stop at a dirtbag roadside motel. The man at the desk tells them the room will be $30. Each man gives a $10 bill, and off they go to their room. The...
  13. Oedipus Tex

    Palindromes

    Typically you're talking about numbers, like 12321, that are the same backwards as forwards. But palindromic words are more fun. Both "ma'am" and "madam" are palindromes, but better than that are sentences. "Madam, I'm Adam." is one, but I like the more complicated (and historically accurate...
  14. Oedipus Tex

    You guys want a REAL internet timewaster?

    For all you who have frustrated D&D fantasies (don't stab anybody, y'hear?) They call it a "lunch break sized" RPG...not much RP in this RPG, but silly and fun and free.
  15. Oedipus Tex

    So I'm minding my own business in Thailand...

    ...literally, when all hell breaks loose. Alright, before the story, I want to thank you for the kind words of support here on the Planet. It sounds silly, but it mattered. Anyway, I was courting a big client in Thailand, a shrimp producer who wants to expand and reorganize his exports to the...
  16. Oedipus Tex

    Hey! We made the Superbowl again!

    Tremendous. I hate water. And Thailand. But I do like making Peyton Manning feel and look stupid. Go Pats...I'm going back to sleep for a week or two.
  17. Oedipus Tex

    Pats work out WR and CB

    ...per the Boston Globe. former Panther CB Hank Poteat and former Titan WR Jake Schifino.
  18. Oedipus Tex

    Lmao!

    Turn down your sound - not work safe No nudity, but nothing you'd want your boss to walk in on.
  19. Oedipus Tex

    BTW Folks, steer clear of Flagg this morning

    Not only did the Pats lose to Miami (one of his best friends is a diehard PhinFan), but he got booted from his $$$ FF league by just a couple of points - which he would have gotten if Chambers had just caught that TD pass when Harrison mugged him. He was rippin when I spoke with him a few...
  20. Oedipus Tex

    The Official "Things that never should have been allowed to happen" Thread

    Okay, I'm designating this as the official thread of cutural rot. I'm going to start it off with a hard act to follow: Those of you who are wrestling fans may remember "Macho Man" Randy Savage. After WCW was bought out by WWF (now WWE), Savage was out in the cold. But you can't keep a good...
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