Hey Santa! How's it going?

[BAMAc]

I know you've covered a lot of ground tonight doing your great work and you still have miles to go.
I have not sent any gift requests to you in many, many years.

But tonight, if you could find it in your means to give me a New England/ Tampa Bay Super Bowl,
I would leave you a bakery of cookies next to my fireplace next season.
Plus a Girlie Pic model or two if that's cool with Mrs Claus.

 

[Phil Elliott]

I know you've covered a lot of ground tonight doing your great work and you still have miles to go.
I have not sent any gift requests to you in many, many years.

But tonight, if you could find it in your means to give me a New England/ Tampa Bay Super Bowl,
I would leave you a bakery of cookies next to my fireplace next season.
Plus a Girlie Pic model or two if that's cool with Mrs Claus.

Uuuh, no thanks. I would like NE's chances, but the 2 weeks of Tompa Boy fellating and Belichick bashing would be nauseating beyond belief. The week prior to the regular season game was noxious enough. Just my take.