gomezcat
Sniffing Ms Cat's knickers
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This is not a trap game. Why? Because we have zero chance of upsetting vastly superior opposition today, a team whose record is one of the great injustices of all time. Our record, on the other hand, reflects everything that's wrong with the modern world; a team can claim to be a 2 loss team and, as long as it's stated on the internet, it must be true.
The reality is that, if the Pats stopped cheating, they would be an every loss team. :thwak:
Finally, the real America stands up to be counted. It's not the latte sipping elitist prep schoolers of Boston and area, a place that should be called New Europe, but rather the down-home, honest to goodness, hardworking folks from Tennessee.
Marcus Mariota and his receiving band of brothers won't so much light up the Pasties' secondary as incinerate them. Mariota will also run for 500 yards and spank the Pats so badly that they won't be able to sit down for a week.
On D, the 13th ranked D, who should be 1st, is going to open a can of hospitable, aw-shucks honest to goodness, whoop-ass all over whichever pathetic excuse for a human being turns up at QB. Brady's "illness" will probably mean that he lets poor Jimmy Gruffalo take this week's pounding.
I have nothing further to add. This Pats team is the worst 4 Superbowl-cheating* team in history and finally *real* America stands up to the elitist effete America-haters.
Final score: Mighty, Mighty Titans - 1 zillion
Effete Unamericans - unworthy of mention.
The reality is that, if the Pats stopped cheating, they would be an every loss team. :thwak:
Finally, the real America stands up to be counted. It's not the latte sipping elitist prep schoolers of Boston and area, a place that should be called New Europe, but rather the down-home, honest to goodness, hardworking folks from Tennessee.
Marcus Mariota and his receiving band of brothers won't so much light up the Pasties' secondary as incinerate them. Mariota will also run for 500 yards and spank the Pats so badly that they won't be able to sit down for a week.
On D, the 13th ranked D, who should be 1st, is going to open a can of hospitable, aw-shucks honest to goodness, whoop-ass all over whichever pathetic excuse for a human being turns up at QB. Brady's "illness" will probably mean that he lets poor Jimmy Gruffalo take this week's pounding.
I have nothing further to add. This Pats team is the worst 4 Superbowl-cheating* team in history and finally *real* America stands up to the elitist effete America-haters.
Final score: Mighty, Mighty Titans - 1 zillion
Effete Unamericans - unworthy of mention.
