gomezcat
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Well, I hate to post this, but this team is going down. Forget whar Houston and Seattle did to us. Seriously. The Pats are headed for a bigger ass-whupping than Superbowl XX.
Ryan Fitzpatrick is starting. We're sooooo done. He will carve up the Patsies' "defence" with more vigour and accuracy than a top chef carves up a Thanksgiving turkey.
Brady will retire after the game, due to being beaten so badly by the awesome Jets' D, who will get pressure with their Four Horsemen of the Sackcopalypse.
Malcolm Butler will become known as "Toast" as he gets burned so badly, giving up 8,483 yards. Fitzpatrick will have an averageof twenty hours to get the ball off on each play. His own brilliance will mean that he doesn’t need it. However, Ryan is a loyal company man, so understands that the longer he takes to pick out a receiver, the more time the TV networks have to show ads...
So, forget today. Go and garden if you're in the South or just do something indoorsy in the North.
Jumping Jets - 254,000
Patsies - 0
Ryan Fitzpatrick is starting. We're sooooo done. He will carve up the Patsies' "defence" with more vigour and accuracy than a top chef carves up a Thanksgiving turkey.
Brady will retire after the game, due to being beaten so badly by the awesome Jets' D, who will get pressure with their Four Horsemen of the Sackcopalypse.
Malcolm Butler will become known as "Toast" as he gets burned so badly, giving up 8,483 yards. Fitzpatrick will have an averageof twenty hours to get the ball off on each play. His own brilliance will mean that he doesn’t need it. However, Ryan is a loyal company man, so understands that the longer he takes to pick out a receiver, the more time the TV networks have to show ads...
So, forget today. Go and garden if you're in the South or just do something indoorsy in the North.
Jumping Jets - 254,000
Patsies - 0