Bearded woman guilty of assaulting officer?s genitals

[Claremonster]

Bearded woman guilty of assaulting officer’s genitals

From the 'headlines you never thought you'd see' Department...

http://www.spokesman.com/blogs/sire...an-found-guilty-assaulting-officers-genitals/


A jury today took 20 minutes to convict a woman, who wears a beard and lives as a man, of assaulting a Spokane Police officer in 2009.

Joseph Ali Bin Muhammad – formerly Paula K. Reynolds-Eblacas — represented himself in the trial after Superior Court Judge Kathleen O’Connor last month ruled that he was competent to stand trial despite objections from the prosecution.

Muhammad’s charge stemmed from an incident on July 25, 2009, in which Muhammad, 45, grabbed a police officer’s genitals as he attempted to detain Muhammad for a mental evaluation.

Muhammad previously told The Spokesman-Review that he was born a woman, had a child and considers himself transgendered.

:facepalm:






ROFL

 

[Claremonster]

Also...

Car thief who was high on drugs and masturbating when he plowed into Portland crime scene will not have to register as sex offender


A man who was intoxicated and masturbating to pornography when he drove a stolen car through the crime scene tape surrounding the homicide of a teen-age boy last year will not have to register as a sex offender.

Judge Michael McShane said Friday that he thought mental illness -- not sexual motivations -- led Kevin Signalness to a new low on April 18, 2011.

That's the night several police officers saw Signalness, 41, plow into the area they had cordoned off to investigate the death of Shiloh Hampton, 14, who had been fatally wounded on a sidewalk in Northeast Portland's Holladay Park, just south of Lloyd Center shopping mall. When one of the officers confronted Signalness about his masturbation and the pornography on the front passenger seat, Signalness reportedly replied "You caught me red-handed."

Good news for all you masturbating car thieves out there.

 

[BostonTim]

Also...



Good news for all you masturbating car thieves out there.

You caught me red-handed. ROFL



Cheers

 

[Claremonster]

Either too much, too fast, or not enough lube ROFL

 

[taltos]

What is it with the Pacific Northwest? Too much coffee?:facepalm:

 

[Roydog16]

Either too much, too fast, or not enough lube ROFL

Sounds painful.