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Lump of Crap INTs Gannon

...however, Callahan threw a flag and called for a replay. Upon review, the lump of crap was determined to be Al Davis.



Hugh Hefner INTs Gannon

...and, thanks to the miracle of Viagra, does not need assistance in injecting the ball into the endzone for a TD!
Attention K-Mart Shoppers!

That's you Faider fans! We have a Blue Light Special tonight in the Cafe...




We have the Raider Value Meal on sale at this time. Its consists of:




100% All-Crow Waaaaaaaaamburger;


Your choice of French Cries or a Rich Gannon Turnover;


And a Choke-A-Cola.




If you buy it with a 50 dollar bill we will receive $48.21 in change.



Lump of Crap INTs Gannon

...however, Callahan threw a flag and called for a replay. Upon review, the lump of crap was determined to be Al Davis.





Abe Lincoln INTs Gannon

Four scores and 7 days ago, the Raiders lost.



Barney INTs Gannon

I love you


You love me


Let's pick off Gannon and run it back for a TD!

Hugh Hefner INTs Gannon

...and, thanks to the miracle of Viagra, does not need assistance in injecting the ball into the endzone for a TD!



Press Release

January 28, 2003




Oakland, CA (AP) - Rich Gannon was seen in downtown Oakland this morning, expressing frustration at losing the Super Bowl by picking up large rocks and hurling them at the windows of a burning McDonald's.




Unfortunately for Gannon, a fellow rioter intercepted his throw and ran the rock back for a TD!!!

Can't even deliver a baby...

Tim Brown's wife gave birth to twins yesterday, Tim Jr. and Tamara. A few of his teammates were at the hospital to congratulate him and help with the delivery.




Rich Gannon was supposed to deliver one of the twins, but the twin was intercepted and run back for a TD...





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Barney INTs Gannon

I love you


You love me


Let's pick off Gannon and run it back for a TD!




I don't even know why that is funny but it made me chuckle....Even the big purple dinosaur can pick off Gannon. Must be something about the imagery.
 
FallingAlice said:
Do you suppose the Teletubbies could pick off Gannon?

I think TinkyWinky could. And run it back for a touchdown.

I doubt it.... But Swiper the Fox of Dora the Explorer fame could certainly make off with one of Gannon's offerings!!

:p
 
Hi star, nice to see you on the Planet. We always have room for a diehard like you and Alice is always psyched to have some fellow females around, especially if they know how to post beefcake pics.
 
FallingAlice said:
Do you suppose the Teletubbies could pick off Gannon?

I think TinkyWinky could. And run it back for a touchdown.


Probably, but Tinkywinky would just sit and giggle rather than run with it. I bet Bert and Ernie at the corners would make for a long day....
 
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