Ban Gomezcat II: Karma Thread

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Obviously Mrs. Cat has whipped his limey ass senseless (likely at his own request) or he got too snockered on Smithwick's and got hit by a lory. Colour me shocked. He's already rightfully taken the blame for the Eagles loss (see exhibit A: http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=70906) and gets a pass for the Titans game because that would just be trolling the football Gods.

The JESTs will be fighting for a playoff spot and will be bringing everything they have. Their fans will still be drunk form the holidays and pissed that they all got coal for Christmas and will make things very tough on the visitors. Blandino will save the league money this week as he won't have to make a long distance call to tell the refs what to do. Revis is sick of being called an overrated and overpaid Butler and will have 2 picks. Their D-line will make the Pats O-line look like they are on skates at Rockefeller Center and sack Brady a half dozen times or so. The Pats have a gimpy Gronk, a bunch of JAGs who don't even have to be defended and a committee of RBs who are good for 2-3 yards per carry (oh, and a "new" RB that paleontologists were studying before his telegraph tapped out that he should head to Mass.) The JEST triple Gronk and that's all she wrote. The Amish Red Ryder is going to shoot out the Pats' collective eyes. BB figures it best to play only 10 on ST and leave the returner off the field. The refs see this as trying to get an unfair competitive advantage and hit the Pats repeatedly with unsportsmanlike conduct penalties all day. This game goes south quick. Lube up. This one's going to hurt.
 
Obviously Mrs. Cat has whipped his limey ass senseless (likely at his own request)

This implies that Mister Cat had any sense in the first place, which is yet to be proven.

Just when you thought the Pats were gaining some momentum after their two-game losing streak, the Jets come along fixing to carpet bomb us like Bush Senior did to the Iraqi Republican Guard during Gulf War I.

And we all saw how that turned out. What was hyped up to be the "Mother of All Battles" turned out to be the "Mother of all Ass-Whoopings," and that's exactly what I expect the Pats to suffer at the hands of the Jets this week.

:sulk:
 
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