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Bolts I admit I usually like your shtick
But the one before last was a bit misogynistic
“Honey get me beer and dinner” how crass
We do for each other, no need to kiss ass
Real men know you gotta give to take
Men from the cold north - not sunny CA, cupcake
Back to football – Chargers have got the MVP
LT’s to be feared - no argument from me
The Pats are in a fighting mood though ‘tis true
Cold weather men - do I have to remind you?
Well enjoy your bye, none for me, work to do
Just wanted to set you straight and happy new year to you!
 
Records are great, ask Manning and Marino
Unfortunately they don't guarantee a ring though.
It's nice for you dream, so I won't take that away
But the reality is in SD the Chargers will stay.
No Miami for the San Diego lads.
Come the end of January they'll hanging up their pads.
But hey, the Chargers are vastly improved
And it seems like they've finally found their groove.
Just wait till next year, to hope and pray,
That the Pats won't again get in your way.




Okay, it was off the top of my head... Not my best work. :rolleyes:
 
mgoblue101415 on 01-02-2007 at 04:37 PM said:
Records are great, ask Manning and Marino
Unfortunately they don't guarantee a ring though.
It's nice for you dream, so I won't take that away
But the reality is in SD the Chargers will stay.
No Miami for the San Diego lads.
Come the end of January they'll hanging up their pads.
But hey, the Chargers are vastly improved
And it seems like they've finally found their groove.
Just wait till next year, to hope and pray,
That the Pats won't again get in your way.




Okay, it was off the top of my head... Not my best work. :rolleyes:
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if you had added a nice picture of yourself to the post that might have helped!
 
mgoblue101415 on 01-02-2007 at 01:37 PM said:
Records are great, ask Manning and Marino
Unfortunately they don't guarantee a ring though.
It's nice for you dream, so I won't take that away
But the reality is in SD the Chargers will stay.
No Miami for the San Diego lads.
Come the end of January they'll hanging up their pads.
But hey, the Chargers are vastly improved
And it seems like they've finally found their groove.
Just wait till next year, to hope and pray,
That the Pats won't again get in your way.




Okay, it was off the top of my head... Not my best work. :rolleyes:
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MGO they speak of you like you are the best
Maybe with a giant rack you've been blessed??
Meantime misogynistic I am surely not
Especially out here in Cali where the ladies are hot
Since when however has it been necessary to ignore
that adoration of feminine virtue, even physical, is not a bore
My prior poems responded to men asking for Dear Abby
Pats fans whose lyrical tools were soft and flabby
In reality I speak here of the best in the NFL
A visit to our house for anyone, is gonna be pure hell.
 
So the Pats survive for another week
Sorry guys, but now your forecast is bleak
I'll look forward to having you as my guests
But for even a moment thinking you'll win is cause for jests
At least it might not be so one-sided as last game
You remember, a beating so harsh you dare not speak its name
Sure sure, Lady and Bellichoke are playoff tested
But Rivers and LT are sure to see that this year they are bested
I'll be counting the minutes until I take my seat come Sunday
Wathcing us manhandle you for four quarters? Man that's gonna be a fun day!
 
Congrats on the win you can celebrate today
However, for your season's execution, it was just a stay
The Jets play you tough as a division foe
But we're a different animal entirely you know
Merriman and Castillo are licking their chops
While Ricochet readies himself to make a lot of drops
Rivers and LT are ready to make a statement
They will score at will without abatement
Hope your Brady has her affairs well in order
By halftime to escape, she's liable to run for the border:thumb:
 
Nice work BOU

Can not really argue because I Know the Pats have no chance next Sunday.

They are Doomed.
 
BoltsOwnU on 01-02-2007 at 05:43 PM said:
MGO they speak of you like you are the best
Maybe with a giant rack you've been blessed??
Meantime misogynistic I am surely not
Especially out here in Cali where the ladies are hot
Since when however has it been necessary to ignore
that adoration of feminine virtue, even physical, is not a bore
My prior poems responded to men asking for Dear Abby
Pats fans whose lyrical tools were soft and flabby
In reality I speak here of the best in the NFL
A visit to our house for anyone, is gonna be pure hell.
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Bolts I know you didn't just call my lyrical skills soft
You know I shit down a rhymes neck after ripping it's head off
Like that stanza I dropped on you that staggered your cranium
Threadkiller's flow glows like it's made of uranium
But enough about me. Let's talk about Sunday
Baby Blue says he thinks it's gonna be a fun day
Man, this sounds familiar about the team we'll be playing
Let me sample the rap all of the "experts" are saying:
Their O is unstoppable! It's too high-scoring!
The Pats have got no chance! But history their ignoring
It sound like the crap we heard in '01
When the greatness of the Lambs was overdone
It sounds like the rap from '03 and '04
When the "unbeatable" Colts brought their ship to shore
Well we all heard that noise and it made us sick
But those "unbeatable" squads got their unbeatable asses kicked
You call the coach Bellichoke when you're coached by Marty
Who's playoff game plans could use a fifth of Bacardi
To loosen his otherwise tight sphictered ass up
You won't call our boy Lady when little Phil's getting gassed-up
By Richard Seymour - it'll make you sick
When he makes little boy Phillip sit up and call him Big Dick
 
Hemi_1 on 01-07-2007 at 09:21 PM said:
Nice work BOU

Can not really argue because I Know the Pats have no chance next Sunday.

They are Doomed.
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Starting on the Karma a little early aren't you Hemi? :D
 
Threadkiller on 01-07-2007 at 06:41 PM said:
Bolts I know you didn't just call my lyrical skills soft
You know I shit down a rhymes neck after ripping it's head off
Like that stanza I dropped on you that staggered your cranium
Threadkiller's flow glows like it's made of uranium
But enough about me. Let's talk about Sunday
Baby Blue says he thinks it's gonna be a fun day
Man, this sounds familiar about the team we'll be playing
Let me sample the rap all of the "experts" are saying:
Their O is unstoppable! It's too high-scoring!
The Pats have got no chance! But history their ignoring
It sound like the crap we heard in '01
When the greatness of the Lambs was overdone
It sounds like the rap from '03 and '04
When the "unbeatable" Colts brought their ship to shore
Well we all heard that noise and it made us sick
But those "unbeatable" squads got their unbeatable asses kicked
You call the coach Bellichoke when you're coached by Marty
Who's playoff game plans could use a fifth of Bacardi
To loosen his otherwise tight sphictered ass up
You won't call our boy Lady when little Phil's getting gassed-up
By Richard Seymour - it'll make you sick
When he makes little boy Phillip sit up and call him Big Dick
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Threadkiller my man you bring it fresh and hot
But your team getting past the Bolts, happening that's not.
Still these rhymes are like your lady, go grab her
I'll play Mr. T and tell you to quit with all this jibber jabber!
We'll make Miami seem like a walk in the park
By halftime Brady like a dog will bark
He's in for the worst beating he's ever seen
Face it patsfans, you know exactly what I mean
Phillips and Merriman are the NFL sack kings
For your QB, nothing but punishment that brings
Add to that our sole offensive mission
To explode for points as if powered by nuclear fission
When its over we can all still be friends
I'll pop open the bubbly while Tom in the locker room, changes Depends.:thumb:
 
My man, youre doing your football IQ a disservice
To pretend that the Pats don't even make you nervous
I mean, I know you know football so here's the thing
How will Phillip contend with the scheme that the D brings?
You're not playing the Raiders here, nor Herm Edwards' Chiefs
Our quarterback is money unlike your boy Ryan Leaf
Our coach is a genius, your coach is conservative
Wilfork's all-natural, Shawne cheats with preservatives
You see the thing about playoffs - the essence is timing
Like iambic pentameter is the essence of rhyming
And timingly speaking, The Dynasty's peaking
Right at the right time, I'd say Shotty is freaking
I'll bet he's the one who'll need adult undergarments
After The Dynsaty dispatches the Tijuana Varmints
 
Threadkiller on 01-08-2007 at 04:31 AM said:
My man, youre doing your football IQ a disservice
To pretend that the Pats don't even make you nervous
I mean, I know you know football so here's the thing
How will Phillip contend with the scheme that the D brings?
You're not playing the Raiders here, nor Herm Edwards' Chiefs
Our quarterback is money unlike your boy Ryan Leaf
Our coach is a genius, your coach is conservative
Wilfork's all-natural, Shawne cheats with preservatives
You see the thing about playoffs - the essence is timing
Like iambic pentameter is the essence of rhyming
And timingly speaking, The Dynasty's peaking
Right at the right time, I'd say Shotty is freaking
I'll bet he's the one who'll need adult undergarments
After The Dynsaty dispatches the Tijuana Varmints
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Shotty conservative?!? What are you smokin'?
All those scoring records are what we've broken
Your dynasty's time has simply come and gone
Like a rastafarian at the end of his spliff, mon.
Rivers is more than ready for the D you bring
He'll expose you non-stop, his praises I'll sing
LT will have another 200 yard day against you
Lights Out will sack Brady, more than a few
Don't think for a minute we're anything like the Jets
Otherwise my friend in Vegas, you'll be losing all your bets.
 
Ah Bolts, your hopes are so high,
I'm almost sorry your dreams must die.
The Chargers, while good, will be out of their league
When the Pats head out west to bury the next seed.
Number one? Perhaps of the regular season.
But the Pats are number one in the playoffs for good reason.
While Rivers has potential Brady's already playoff proven.
Sorry, but it's the Chargers this Sunday who'll be losin'.
LT may rack up the yards, surpassing even a hundred,
But it will be the Pats who will get the W in the end.
But hey, you Bolts fans don't be so glum,
It's just that the better team won.
Rivers is young, and LT ain't leavin'
You have lots to look forward to, for good reason.
I'm sure our teams will be meeting next January as well,
Hopefully for your team, it won't be quite such a hell.
 
Hemi-1 you've seen the light!
Adding your talent to speak of Bolt might
Don't pretend like you don't have fright
Karma's an excuse for speaking what's right
The Patsies may as well go fly a kite
Since Merriman is about to turn out the light
So one-sided will be this fight
that shut out the Pats, the Chargers just might
They way we'll beat you just won't be right
Make our last meeting's score seem almost tight
At the end of the day watching Brady cry will be quite a sight.
 
Short, but sweet:

The Chargers Cruise,
They Rarely Lose
But They Really Haven't
Paid their dues.

When They Play The Pats
They will Get Bruised
And Leave The Field
Feeling Used. (Unfortunately, used tampon didn't rhyme)

When they Lose
They'll Be Yesterday's News
in America's Finest City
They'll Be Singing The Blues.
 
Threadkiller on 01-08-2007 at 07:31 AM said:
My man, youre doing your football IQ a disservice
To pretend that the Pats don't even make you nervous
I mean, I know you know football so here's the thing
How will Phillip contend with the scheme that the D brings?
You're not playing the Raiders here, nor Herm Edwards' Chiefs
Our quarterback is money unlike your boy Ryan Leaf
Our coach is a genius, your coach is conservative
Wilfork's all-natural, Shawne cheats with preservatives
You see the thing about playoffs - the essence is timing
Like iambic pentameter is the essence of rhyming
And timingly speaking, The Dynasty's peaking
Right at the right time, I'd say Shotty is freaking
I'll bet he's the one who'll need adult undergarments
After The Dynsaty dispatches the Tijuana Varmints
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ROFL :thumb:

All that RoadGrader can say
Is that out San Diego way
All the Bolts fans do seem
To think their Team will ream
BB and TB
But soon they shall see
That the Chargers' asses will be draggin'
Since the Pats all year have been sandbaggin'
 
RoadGrader on 01-08-2007 at 11:02 AM said:
ROFL :thumb:

All that RoadGrader can say
Is that out San Diego way
All the Bolts fans do seem
To think their Team will ream
BB and TB
But soon they shall see
That the Chargers' asses will be draggin'
Since the Pats all year have been sandbaggin'
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Please! I'm not sure I'd call that sandbaggin'
Against Miami, it was more like teabggin':eek:
Don't get upset just because I see the future
A lopsided score and pat wounds needing suture
In the end we're just ready to take our place
as the victors of it all in this post season race
I'm just here to keep it real
We're the truncheon, you're the baby seal
 
I'll chime in on this.....


I'm a Colts fan, thru and thru,
On Sunday, I'll be rootin' for BoltsOwnU!
Please keep Marty-ball at bay,
And let LT rule the day!

The Pats have had their share of late,
Let someone else share their fate.
A SB win for the Colts would do,
Altho I'd be happy for BoltsOwnU, too.

A good game is all I ask,
And hope LT takes the Pats to task.
Then if the Ravens we can beat,
In SD we then could meet!
 
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