Michigan Dave
NATIONAL CHAMPION.
United are wankers.
They say that Old Trafford's a wonderful place
But the players who play there are a fvcking disgrace
They have half backs and full backs and forwards too
With their hands down their pants they have fvck all to do
The Stretford End sing the Stretford End shout
The songs that they sing they know fvck all about
But we all agree where those Bastards should be
Shovelling shit on the Isle of Capri
Toodalloo fvck Man U toodalloo fvck Man U
If I had the arse of a camel
and I had the wings of a crow
I'd fly over Old Trafford tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below
They say that Old Trafford's a wonderful place
But the players who play there are a fvcking disgrace
They have half backs and full backs and forwards too
With their hands down their pants they have fvck all to do
The Stretford End sing the Stretford End shout
The songs that they sing they know fvck all about
But we all agree where those Bastards should be
Shovelling shit on the Isle of Capri
Toodalloo fvck Man U toodalloo fvck Man U
If I had the arse of a camel
and I had the wings of a crow
I'd fly over Old Trafford tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below
