As an aside, notice that capitalism has taken care of this as well: hot dogs anyone?
Also notice that this explicitly answers Brady Lady's question about eating an animal penis on a hot dog bun. The answer for almost all of us is "YES"...except it's ground up and mixed with all sorts of other, err, crap, and spiced up to hot smokey wonderfulness.
As an aside to my aside, I recently invented a food product I call "The Raft of Longevity!" Four hotdogs, sliced lengthways almost all the way through with a cheese stick (pick yer favorite variety) shoved in there. Optionally wrap bacon around each dog, lay side by side and microwave until the cheese gets soft and gushy and bacon is done. Smother with salsa if desired.
It's really, really good. And clearly health food. Or maybe just so full of preservatives that I will be well preserved. In any case, it uses up stuff that tends to hang around for a bit in the fridge.
