MERGED - Pimp the Hoes Like Eliot: MySpace Page of "Kristen"

[MattsPats]

I already got the scoop on this story (http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=31827) so maybe a mod can merge it? Thanks for the link to the Smoking Gun story though, that site is always good for more dirt.

 

[MattsPats]

She's really pretty. Too bad she's a prostitute.

Well at least she is up front about the costs involved -- and doesn't get your $$ in multiple installments over the years as might be the case in a traditional relationship. Plus, maybe the benefit of paying for it is you don't have to meet her parents?

 

[Claremonster]

She's really pretty. Too bad she's a prostitute.

What woman isn't a prostitute? I mean, when you really think about it?








(Ok, I'm bored, so that should be good for a million posts... even if I AM kidding ROFL)

 

[Fully Tilted]

What woman isn't a prostitute? I mean, when you really think about it?








(Ok, I'm bored, so that should be good for a million posts... even if I AM kidding ROFL)

Ahem. That's 'Genatalia Engineer' sir. Good day!

 

[dred]

I'd hit it.

 

[Claremonster]

Ahem. That's 'Genatalia Engineer' sir. Good day!

Thanks, Mr. Brightside!

 

[Fully Tilted]

Thanks, Mr. Brightside!

Bah! Well played. Well played, indeed.

 

[TomWaits & you]

hot women everywhere and you don't have to pay them ffs.

You know, I'm nice about it, but it does kinda bug me when people want one of my french fries.