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[matou98]

Is that you?

Sure it is. But I'm prettier IRL. It's a curse, but I've learned to live with it

 

[bmooney54]

If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take for a one-legged monkey to kick the seeds out of a cucumber?
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[matou98]

16 minutes if he sits down?