This just in: The Patriots are classless cheaters.

[Steve1]

And they deserve an asterisk.

And their 17-0 isn't as good as the Dolphin's 1972 17-0.

That pretty much sums it up. Anything else?

 

[Tchok13]

Fascinating.

 

[Parrot Paul]

anyone know why pats.com is down?

 

[LoopyGinJuice]

And they deserve an asterisk.

And their 17-0 isn't as good as the Dolphin's 1972 17-0.

That pretty much sums it up. Anything else?

You forgot that they run up the score...maybe that goes under the "classless" heading?

Also, Belichick eats babies.

 

[PatsRUs]

That new kid that played QB for the Chargers looks like the next Brady. I'm not sure how you beat that guy.

And they deserve an asterisk.

And their 17-0 isn't as good as the Dolphin's 1972 17-0.

That pretty much sums it up. Anything else?

 

[Parrot Paul]

Re: Re: This just in: The Patriots are classless cheaters.

That new kid that played QB for the Chargers looks like the next Brady. I'm not sure how you beat that guy.

Bruschi, Vrabel, Wilfork, Seymour, Thomas, and especially Seau and Harrison are already working that out.

 

[Steve1]

Fascinating.

hehe

 

[Baron Samedi]

Re: Re: This just in: The Patriots are classless cheaters.

Also, Belichick eats babies.

And films it, too.....sick bastard!

 

[Moebius]

say it ain't so...

 

[Tchok13]

Does he eat babies while killing kittens or does he wait 30 min?

 

[Moebius]

Does he eat babies while killing kittens or does he wait 30 min?

He kills the kittens by masturbating to pictures of opposing players crying after the loss.

 

[LoopyGinJuice]

say it ain't so...

No, no sweetie. They didn't cheat. Now be a good kitty and get into your hot bath...yes, carrots and onions are good for your fur...

 

[Tchok13]

He kills the kittens by masturbating to pictures of opposing players crying after the loss.

Now that is hardcore.

 

[Steve1]

oh the humanity

 

[Baron Samedi]

Belichick must go down!!!!

 

[TrueBeliever]

Not only that, but Kraft intercepts shipments of grain that are supposed to go to starving people in third world countries and feeds it to the animals that become the Patriots brand sausages.

 

[Baron Samedi]

Not only that, but Kraft intercepts shipments of grain that are supposed to go to starving people in third world countries and feeds it to the animals that become the Patriots brand sausages.

Hey, SOMEONE'S got to do it!!! If BB doesn't kill those kittens himself for them sausages, who is? Sentimental fools!

Why the hell do you think he cuts the sleeves off of his hoodie? So you can't see the scratches and blood from the poor slaughtered kitties! He just cuts off the bloody sleeves and goes about his business.

 

[Threadkiller]

Not only that, but Kraft intercepts shipments of grain that are supposed to go to starving people in third world countries and feeds it to the animals that become the Patriots brand sausages.

YES!!!

The Patriots are responsible for the skyrocketing national debt and the sub-prime mortgage fiasco. BB personally electrocuted Mike Vick's mama's pit bull. Unlike T.O., he shed no tears after the Pat's last loss (remember that one?) because he has no soul - he is a replicant. Speaking of soulless replicants... JD Drew's regular season performance last year was the direct result of a cheap shot from Rodney Harrison. Vince Wilfork poked a girls scout selling cookies in the eye and then ate all 62 boxes of Thin Mints. Even though he wasn't born yet, U.S. involvement in Viet Nam was Logan Mankins fault. Tom Brady is a "real bad guy" for nailing a supermodel (but we are NOT jealous. nope.) Mercury Morris's crack habit and jheri curl can be directly attributed to a joint Randy Moss smoked in high school.

 

[dchester]

And they deserve an asterisk.

And their 17-0 isn't as good as the Dolphin's 1972 17-0.

That pretty much sums it up. Anything else?

You left out that Ellis Hobbs is the sorriest corner in the league.

(I wonder how many times he'll hear that comment this week)

 

[Grogan neck rll]

BB also drives a Hummer and leaves it running while grocery shopping so as to maximize his emissions of greenhouse gasses.