Baron Samedi
Russian Bot 762X54R
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTFznsGfnlU
10 Reasons why I LOVE the Robot Takeover...
1. Robots don't expect tips.
2. Robots will get my Drive Through order correct. Every time.
3. I can retire from ringing up and bagging my own groceries, which was a job I never wanted and never got paid for in the first place.
4. I can retire from pumping my own gas, and get my windows washed for free, like my parents did. Another job I never wanted and never got paid for.
5. Robots will never give me attitude for making them do their f***ing job.
6. Robots will never waste my time by needing to call management when I give them a $20 and they accidentally enter $200.
7. Robots will work all day and never look at their phone even one time.
8. Robots never say "like" without putting "Would you" in front of it.
9. If my order comes to $14.87 and I give them $15.12, robots will never look at me like I'M the stupid one between the two of us, tell me I gave them too much money, and try to give me my 12 cents back.
10. Robots don't need their phone to go to the bathroom for 2 hours.
If you wonder what the robot apocalypse will look like, just observe all the dumb bots with smart phones around you today, and imagine replacing them with smart bots with no phones.
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