Colts Fans Excuses

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Next thing you'll tell me is that we are all corn farmers. Come up with something new.

You know you're from Indiana when Detassling was your first job. Bailing hay, your second.

You know you're from Indiana when you swim in the pond to clean off.

You know you're from Indiana if You know that Bailin' wire was the predecessor to Duct tape.

You know you're from Indiana if The Wabash River is the "biggest body of water" near your house.

You know you're from Indiana when the People at your high school chew tobacco.

You know you're from Indiana when To get to school you had to drive on a gravel road, a road with several right-angle turns in it, or if you were really lucky, over a covered bridge.

You know you're from Indiana when To you, its a simply a "coon".

You know you're from Indiana when, a tenderloin is not an expensive cut of beef, but a big, salty, breaded piece of pork served on a bun with pickles.

You know you're from Indiana if You call a green bell pepper a "mango".

You know you're from Indiana if Wal-mart is the most exciting place in your hometown.

You know you're from Indiana when It is a 30 minute drive from your house to the grocery store.

You know you're from Indiana if You have all the same teachers in high school that your parents had.

You know you're from Indiana if You know what chip-and-seal is, and your high school was located on just such a road.

You know you're from Indiana if You think that Notre Dame is a college in South Bend, and not a cathedral in France

You know you're from Indiana if You know people who own belt buckles with their initials on them AND These buckles are the size of a dinner plate.

You know you're from Indiana if You go the county fair every night of it's week-long duration.