Dan Marino....failure at life

[CleatMarks]

Marino opened two restaurants in South Florida called Dan Marino's Town Tavern, with one location in Coral Springs and one on Las Olas Boulevard in Fort Lauderdale. The name changed around 2005 to Dan Marino's Fine Food and Spirits. By 2006, both original locations had closed, but, as of January, 2007, the restaurant had opened other locations in Miami, St. Petersburg, Las Vegas, NV, and Orlando. The Orlando location was closed and scheduled to re-open sometime in early 2007.[7]
Marino is currently featured in advertisement campaigns for Hooters, NutriSystem weight loss programs,[8] Maroone car dealerships, Papa John's, Viagra, and Empi Select (a TENS device).[9] Previously, Marino endorsed Isotoner gloves and FirstPlus Mortgage who he later filed suit against.[10]
Marino is an Advisory Board Member for 3Cinteractive. 3Cinteractive is a Florida based Mobile Marketing Development company.[11]
In 1997, Marino became involved in a marketing role with Team Cheever of the Indy Racing League through FirstPlus Mortgage, the sponsor of the car. In 1998, Marino co-owned a NASCAR Winston Cup racing team with driver Bill Elliott. The team's car number was #13, Marino's uniform number, and had primary sponsorship from FirstPlus Mortgage, whose company colors, coincidentally, were turquoise, orange, and white, the same as the Miami Dophins. The team chose rookie driver Jerry Nadeau to pilot the car at the start of the season; he was later released and the team went through a rotation of drivers. The team failed to qualify for several races, but did post a top-5 finish at Phoenix International Raceway late in the season with Ted Musgrave driving. The team only lasted the 1998 season and closed afterwards

He can't do anything right ROFL

 

[Alco]

 

[babalu87]

I bet all his employees are cracker jacks at the heimlich maneuver

 

[sonsofkraftybob]

He endorses Viagra...lol

Marino's dick doesn't work right.nutpunch

 

[PatsRUs]

He endorses Viagra...lol

Marino's dick doesn't work right.nutpunch

He doesn't perform well under pressure.. even with the viagra he's probably putting up great stats in foreplay, but when it comes down to the real act, blowing his load early..

 

[harrisonhits]

He may not do anything right but he's getting paid a hell of a lot of money to do so, that's for sure. Guy doesn't have to work another day in his life if he doesn't have to. That qualifies as win to me.