***Dingleberry Casino*** Week 13 Betting

[Patriots44]

For the hardened, degenerate gambler when football just isn't enough......

WWE Royal Rumble 2024 betting odds: CM Punk now co-favorite for Men's Rumble

I'm looking at you @TheBeers

When you know gambling/gamblers are going too far

 

[Patriots44]

When i “DingleBet” this game i almost picked jags, then remembered they tend to disappoint me in any survivor pool type thing i pick them in

 

[Lord Dingleberry]

Happy Tuesday. Below are the starting bank rolls for everyone going into the Week 14, our first week of betting on your own. My initial inclination was to have everyone start with $250k and go from there. However, I opted to have a first week betting contest so everyone could bet their way to a larger amount. Some managed to do that. Others finished below $250k. Anyone who finished with $250k or more will start there. Everyone else who finished below that line, will automatically start with $240k. If you see a miscalculation, feel free to let me know.

Trust me, everyone has a good shot at winning this contest. There will be lots of movement in the rankings each week. I will have the Week 14 Betting thread up tomorrow. Below are the rules of the game and what you are playing for. There will also be tutorial posted in the betting thread on other types of bets offered aside from the lines and O/U we had this past week.

It begins tomorrow!







The winner will also have bragging rights for eternity for being the inaugural Champion





4. I forgot to add this rule initially. All bets must be made in increments of $1k or more. I do NOT deal in $100 bills.


@Kontradiction @Gumpboy45 @Chevy @chevss454 @Patriots44 @PatsFan1958 @Guts @venecol @OSUBuckeye @pctronics @SkiptoMyLou @jlaff @dchester @TheBeers @JarofMayo51 @HSanders @Big/Sky/Fly

 

[Gumpboy45]

the fact that I came in 2nd says a lot about the betting knowledge on this board

 

[dchester]

Happy Tuesday. Below are the starting bank rolls for everyone going into the Week 14, our first week of betting on your own. My initial inclination was to have everyone start with $250k and go from there. However, I opted to have a first week betting contest so everyone could bet their way to a larger amount. Some managed to do that. Others finished below $250k. Anyone who finished with $250k or more will start there. Everyone else who finished below that line, will automatically start with $240k. If you see a miscalculation, feel free to let me know.

Trust me, everyone has a good shot at winning this contest. There will be lots of movement in the rankings each week. I will have the Week 14 Betting thread up tomorrow. Below are the rules of the game and what you are playing for. There will also be tutorial posted in the betting thread on other types of bets offered aside from the lines and O/U we had this past week.

It begins tomorrow!

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Sorry, I thought you'd be too busy to notice me picking the Thursday night game on Sunday.

 

[Patriots44]

the fact that I came in 2nd says a lot about the betting knowledge on this board

same here... tied for 3rd and I could have just flipped a coin on a lot of these. I don't gamble for real because I have no fantasies that It would ultimately be in my best interest.
this is fun though.

 

[Gumpboy45]

same here... tied for 3rd and I could have just flipped a coin on a lot of these. I don't gamble for real because I have no fantasies that It would ultimately be in my best interest.
this is fun though.

im pretty sure i just copy and pasted yours, and i made 2 little changes so it didnt look the same

 

[dchester]

the fact that I came in 2nd says a lot about the betting knowledge on this board

I figured out I wasn't great at betting, after I got 30 points taking the Pats vs the Bears in that superbowl.

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

the fact that I came in 2nd says a lot about the betting knowledge on this board

I forgot to even pick on Sunday morning…

 

[Lord Guts]

Happy Tuesday. Below are the starting bank rolls for everyone going into the Week 14, our first week of betting on your own. My initial inclination was to have everyone start with $250k and go from there. However, I opted to have a first week betting contest so everyone could bet their way to a larger amount. Some managed to do that. Others finished below $250k. Anyone who finished with $250k or more will start there. Everyone else who finished below that line, will automatically start with $240k. If you see a miscalculation, feel free to let me know.

Trust me, everyone has a good shot at winning this contest. There will be lots of movement in the rankings each week. I will have the Week 14 Betting thread up tomorrow. Below are the rules of the game and what you are playing for. There will also be tutorial posted in the betting thread on other types of bets offered aside from the lines and O/U we had this past week.

It begins tomorrow!

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4. I forgot to add this rule initially. All bets must be made in increments of $1k or more. I do NOT deal in $100 bills.


@Kontradiction @Gumpboy45 @Chevy @chevss454 @Patriots44 @PatsFan1958 @Guts @venecol @OSUBuckeye @pctronics @SkiptoMyLou @jlaff @dchester @TheBeers @JarofMayo51 @HSanders @Big/Sky/Fly

As long as @PatsFan1958 doesn't win the world will be a better place

 

[LordSensei1958]

As long as @PatsFan1958 doesn't win the world will be a better place

Just remember, as long as you're behind me, the view's always going to be the same

 

[jlaff]

im pretty sure i just copy and pasted yours, and i made 2 little changes so it didnt look the same

Hey I went 8/10 on the spread! I just can't pick O/U for the life of me.

 

[jlaff]

1. Seahawks +9.5, UNDER 46.5 +$20k
2. Dolphins -9.5, UNDER 50.5 +$20k
3. Cardinals +5.5, OVER 40.5 +$20k
4. Panthers +5.5, OVER 37.5 +$50k
5. Falcons -2.5, OVER 34.5 +$20k
6. Titans +1.5, OVER 43.5 ++$20k
7. Chargers -5.5, UNDER 41.5 +$50k
8. Texans -3.5, OVER 46.5 +$20k
9. 49ers -2.5, OVER 47.5 +$50k
10. Chiefs -6.5, OVER 42.5 +$20k

Your math is wrong @Dingleberry!!!

I'm supposed to have $290k, see above.

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

Your math is wrong @Dingleberry!!!

I'm supposed to have $290k, see above.

I borrowed it for my operation. Once I get my kidney back from the thieves, you’ll get it back. No worries!

 

[venecol]

Your math is wrong @Dingleberry!!!

I'm supposed to have $290k, see above.

He only has 10 fingers. What do you expect.

 

[LordSensei1958]

He only has 10 fingers. What do you expect.

He has to unzip his pants to count to 11.

 

[HSanders]

He has to unzip his pants to count to 11.

wonders how that works when he's in public. thinks about to whom this refers. decides that it makes no difference

 

[Lord Dingleberry]

wonders how that works when he's in public. thinks about to whom this refers. decides that it makes no difference

I wear this in public. Easy access for me to get to #11

 

[Lord Dingleberry]

One request. Feel free to keep shitting on me (@Guts just got excited!) but let's move it to the Week 14 thread so this thread dies its slow death.

Thank you.

Pricks.