Forget Volcanoes, how about tornadoes

[blantyr]

Serious....

Tornado warning is up for central and western Massachusetts, much of Connetitcut and northern Rhode Island.

http://www.spc.noaa.gov/products/watch/ww0277.html

 

[Baron Samedi]

Unless I can use it as an excuse to get out of work, I don't care. What good is a tornado? If anything, it gets me stuck here....HELP!!!!

Is it 5 O'clock yet?

 

[MattsPats]

The most dangerous part of a tornado is the center...that's where the Zombies live.

 

[Darth Despot]

All you midwestern Colts fans are used to this.

Is a tornado the one where I'm supposed to stand in the doorway or the one where I go hide in the bathtub?

 

[Baron Samedi]

All you midwestern Colts fans are used to this.

Is a tornado the one where I'm supposed to stand in the doorway or the one where I go hide in the bathtub?

I think the newest trend is to just install seatbelts on the sofa of the motor home, and duct tape the sofa to the floor.

 

[O.Z.O.]

The most dangerous part of a tornado is the center...that's where the Zombies live.

 

[southcarolina]

The most dangerous part of a tornado is the center...that's where the Zombies live.

Is it true that north of the equator, the zombies rotate clockwise, and south of the equator they rotate counterclockwise?

 

[Moebius]

Is it true that north of the equator, the zombies rotate clockwise, and south of the equator they rotate counterclockwise?

The scientific term for that is Cyclonic and Anticyclonic Zombification

 

[BY1401]

All you midwestern Colts fans are used to this.

Is a tornado the one where I'm supposed to stand in the doorway or the one where I go hide in the bathtub?

A basement is the best place to go. If you don't have a basement, go to a small interior room (bathroom, coat closet, etc.).

 

[southcarolina]

The scientific term for that is Cyclonic and Anticyclonic Zombification

Thanks, Mr Weather. Why are we supposed to open our windows and doors during a tornado? Wouldnt this just make it easier for the zombies to find us?

 

[southcarolina]

A basement is the best place to go. If you don't have a basement, go to a small interior room (bathroom, coat closet, etc.).

Pfft. Thats the first place the Zombies will look.

 

[BY1401]

Pfft. Thats the first place the Zombies will look.

The dumb ones won't.

 

[southcarolina]

The dumb ones won't.

Great. So our strategy during a tornado is dependant on the zombies contained within said tornado being dumb?

 

[BY1401]

Great. So our strategy during a tornado is dependant on the zombies contained within said tornado being dumb?

Sure. Why not? That is, unless you don't think you're capable of outsmarting a Zombie. oke:

 

[southcarolina]

Sure. Why not? That is, unless you don't think you're capable of outsmarting a Zombie. oke:

Sure i can. Its not like they are Underwater Tigers. But what if there are like 3400 of them. Thats alot of Zombies.

 

[BY1401]

Sure i can. Its not like they are Underwater Tigers. But what if there are like 3400 of them. Thats alot of Zombies.

Nobody said it would be easy. Unless someone DID say that. That would make them a liar, 'cause it won't be easy. That's just the facts, man. Deal with it.

 

[southcarolina]

Nobody said it would be easy. Unless someone DID say that. That would make them a liar, 'cause it won't be easy. That's just the facts, man. Deal with it.

You know youve gotten awful combative ever since you got that windmill moshpit kool aid monster.

 

[BY1401]

You know youve gotten awful combative ever since you got that windmill moshpit kool aid monster.

I don't see you giving me anything better. You're just jealous. You've practically turned blue with envy. That's worse than turning green.

 

[Baron Samedi]

Well, I survived....the front seems to have passed......our strategy was we put up a sign "No brains served Here ".....seems to have done the trick.

 

[southcarolina]

I don't see you giving me anything better. You're just jealous. You've practically turned blue with envy. That's worse than turning green.

Youre getting off subject. Hiding from zombies during a tornado is impossible. Youre better off trying to outrun them to the next town.