Obedient Wive's Club

[taltos]

Double digit anniversaries coupled with youngins is the death knell for teh sexy time.


take heed.

It really doesn't improve when the yougins move out.:facepalm:

 

[bideau]

It really doesn't improve when the yougins move out.:facepalm:

Speak for yourself!

 

[imapig]

I actually like it when my ex put up a fight...

 

[Jaric]

For the record... 1st... The Bible talks more about the dutiful wife than the Qur'an. 2nd... The whole "dutiful" thing is a cultural thing, much more so than a Muslim thing.

So... If you really want a "dutiful" wife then you need to head on over to Saudi Arabia or Malaysia and find a nice, obedient woman.

Or, I hear you can buy one. It doesn't cook or clean but she's ready to go anytime you are. Well, as long as you have an air pump handy.

I want you to know I blame YOU for this mess mgo.

 

[mgoblue101415]

I want you to know I blame YOU for this mess mgo.

 

[tehrick67]

For the record... 1st... The Bible talks more about the dutiful wife than the Qur'an. 2nd... The whole "dutiful" thing is a cultural thing, much more so than a Muslim thing.

So... If you really want a "dutiful" wife then you need to head on over to Saudi Arabia or Malaysia and find a nice, obedient woman.

Or, I hear you can buy one. It doesn't cook or clean but she's ready to go anytime you are. Well, as long as you have an air pump handy.

I'm sure you're an obedient wife

 

[taltos]

Show of hands from anyone that thinks I may even remotely be an obedient girlfriend.ROFL

There might be a possibility that you could be obedience trained.ROFLROFLROFL No f*ing way.

 

[Peachhead]

ladies of the planet, in case you were wondering "how do you please a man" this is pretty much it. We really aren't that complicated.

Werd


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[Beaglebay]

Werd


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So using a sports analogy, a woman is comparable to football, and a man to a 50 yard dash :rockon: