OT- this is how the hillbliies in my town roll

[Costanza]

http://www.mariposagazette.com/news.../Man_sets_himself_on_fire_after_argument.html

Man sets himself on fire after argument

A Greeley Hill man suffered serious burns over most of his body after an argument with a family member. The man, Jimmye Johnston, is being treated at a valley burn center.

According to the Mariposa County Sheriff’s report, Johnston argued with a family member over a beer. He then apparently doused himself with gasoline and set himself on fire.

When deputies arrived, they found him conscious and breathing. Family members had put the flames out, but Johnston was severely burned.

Those are the hill people.

They are the weirdos in my county.

I kid you not, most of them are inbred.

Funny, Greeley Hill is either hella rich retired people who just want an escape from the world (they basically buy the mountain they live on) or these schmucks. They live at the bottom, lol.

 

[Costanza]

My county--

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Everyone here goes to the same jr high and high school. Except for the hill people. They have k-8 and even then there are about 20 kids, lol.

 

[Claremonster]

Sounds like my family. The only difference is where it reads, "Family members had put the flames out"??? It wouldn't read that.

 

[Steve-o]

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[Costanza]

From our weekly paper-

Sheriff’s Dispatch Log

Jan. 18: •Deputies responded to a call for threats on Penon Blanco Road. •A transformer blew on Sixth Street. •Lake McClure was closed to boats because of high winds. •A tree was into a powerline on Highway 140. •A tree fell into a roof at a home on Coachman Road. •Stroming Road was flooded.

Jan. 19: •Something was stolen from a storage shed on Colorado Road. •There was a rockslide on Highway 49 North. •Deputies responded to a physical altercation on Joe Howard Street. •There was a rockslide on Highway 140. •Slick slush was on Jerseydale Road.

Jan. 20: •The ceiling was reportedly falling in at the Gold Coin. •A tree was across Ernst Road. •Trees were blocking Lozano Way and Silver Bar Road. •A roof blew off a house on Highway 49 North. •Trees were on Bear Valley and Triangle Roads and Exchequer and Schilling Roads.

Jan. 21: •There was a domestic dispute on St. Andrew’s Road. •Shots were heard on Banderilla Drive. •Officials raised the alert level near the Ferguson Rockslide. •The Bureau of Land Management closed the Briceburg area campgrounds. •There was a broken power pole on Stonecrest Drive.

Jan. 22: •Trees were down on Highway 49 North and South. •A tree hit a power line on Jerseydale Road. •Deputies took a grand theft report on Schilling Road. •A bull was loose on Old Highway.

Jan. 23: •Power lines were down on Bear Clover Lane. •A tree fell on a building on Highway 49 South. •There was a small rockslide on Highway 140. •Dispatch took an assault report from Whitlock on Usona Road.

Jan. 24: A neighbor problem was reported on Mt. Ophir Road. •There was an employee fight on Henness Circle. •Someone called about a road rage incident in Greeley Hill. •There were two suspicious persons on westbound Highway 140.

All sorts of shenanigans.

 

[Costanza]

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He was pissed over beer, too?

 

[Flagg the Wanderer]

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RATM - :rockon:

Strangely, considering you're a colts fan and a crazy lefty, it seems you and I have frighteningly similar taste in music.

 

[Steve-o]

RATM - :rockon:

Strangely, considering you're a colts fan and a crazy lefty, it seems you and I have frighteningly similar taste in music.

You listen to crazy lefty music.

 

[Flagg the Wanderer]

You listen to crazy lefty music.

Well, this is true. Generally speaking, lefties are more emotional and less rational, and therefore have artistic temperments.

Meh, the cause/effect is a little fuzzy, but the correlation is there fersher.

 

[Jaric]

You listen to crazy lefty music.

I do. :shrug:

 

[Claremonster]

I listen to crazy left-wing music, and in my head I change it to crazy right-wing music. Just because I hate hippies.

 

[Steve-o]

Well, this is true. Generally speaking, lefties are more emotional and less rational, and therefore have artistic temperments.

Meh, the cause/effect is a little fuzzy, but the correlation is there fersher.

All good artists are lefties.

You've got Ted Nugent and Charlie Daniels, and we've got, well, everyone else.

 

[Jaric]

I listen to crazy left-wing music, and in my head I change it to crazy right-wing music. Just because I hate hippies.

"Cutting taxes in the name of!"

 

[Claremonster]

All good artists are lefties.

You've got Ted Nugent and Charlie Daniels, and we've got, well, everyone else.

True. But Ted has chunks of everyone else in his stool.

 

[southcarolina]

Those are the hill people.

I am Lothar of the Hill People! Much have I have seen, and much have I done, for I am Lothar of the Hill People! Faldor, Tyler, of what do speak?

 

[Claremonster]

"Cutting taxes in the name of!"

ROFL

My personal favorite is the well-known conservative classic, "Gonna go out this weekend, and engage in some revelry, while exercising restraint, and personal responsibility"

Some hedonistic shit right there.

 

[Claremonster]

The Hills Have Eyes.

 

[Steve-o]

"Cutting taxes in the name of!"

**** you I won't tax what you tell me!

 

[Claremonster]

"I wanna tax you like an animal."

 

[southcarolina]

**** you I won't tax what you tell me!

"Rally round the family, with a pocket full of government subsidized health care vouchers."

Always one of my favorites