Sharks in NE

It’s going to be a really tight game and it’s gonna come down to the final drive with the patriots losing by four points and 12 seconds left Mac the knife throws a 40 yard bomb and then it goes to commercial With a new cross your heart bra for man boobs. You’ll see this really husky fat bastard with hairy chest, pierced nipples smiling and telling the support is amazing!!!! And then when the commercial is over you find out the patriots won the game.

Nah, it's gonna break to Tom and Giselles new crypto commercial just fuck with the Pats.

They are definitely gonna catch the L.
 
You know you've already given up when you say screw it and throw your rookie QB to the wolves.
 
The only remedy as I see it is to fast track John Hannah for offensive line duty.
In the huddle Hannah will regale rookie Mac some Bear Bryant embellishments on "real" football.
Mac will override Belichick and run the Wishbone.
Cots will be available for fans who fall asleep.
I'm too lazy to predict the carnage.
 
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