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Kinda like this... :heart:
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wuv wuv wuv
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Bender
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Now lets translate that scene to real life.
Her "It's over, I'm married now."
Guy "But wrote you for that first year, every single ****ing day."
Her "You did? But I didn't get them."
Guy "Yes I did."
Her "Well, I'm sorry but I'm with so and so now, we can still be friends though. I still do care about you."
Roll Credits
shirtsleeve
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Or maybe like this!
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Oh, cm, I no hablas espanol!>)
No you obviously missed the hot sex part...which in turn makes her realize how much better her life will be with someone who can turn her out like that. And then they live happily ever after...wuv
Bender
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Oh in the RL version I'm sure there would be some kissing n touching, before she went frigid because during it she thought about the guy she was with currently.
Then it'd be all like..
"No..we can't..I'm sorry..I do love you still, but I can't do this to Bob."
Roll Credits
ROFL
shirtsleeve
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Nope! That would be the next morning..after the hot sex! DUH!
Or maybe like this!
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Oh, cm, I no hablas espanol!>)
That was sweet! wuv
Until you decided to not give me a ride, and left me on that bike....:thwak:
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Then in part 2, Love Story: The Revenge, it picks up where we left off...
*SMACK* You cna't back out now, bitch!"
Her: HELP! HELP! NO! *SMACK* AAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!
Him: Shut up, bitch or I'll cut you!
Her: *Whimper*
3 second sex scene
Him: Uh-oh... what I have I done? See what you made me do?
Her: You'll pay for *sob* this!
Him: Kills her, dumps her body, then it's eventually found, he gets caught, convicted, and becomes someone's PermaBitch in prison and after being traded around for cartons of smokes for a few years, it gets old, and he gets shanked in the shower, his lifeblood running down the drain... his last thoughts, of her...
Roll Credits
shirtsleeve
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No way I wouldda left you! You wanted your bike ride! Geeze!
shirtsleeve
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Wow there Claremonster! I thought that was your life story till you got to the caught and shanked in the shower part
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See? That's where I get stereotyped, and that bothers me. Sure, for MOST people like me, sex is all about violence, power, and control. For me, though, it's a loving, caring act shared between two people, with only one survivor... You people are so judgemental
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Where's the love guys?
Duh... right there in the last part: "His last thought, of her." Hell, that's some romantic shit right there, I don't care who you are.
Oops, thats right. My bad!
Lemme make it up to you....
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shirtsleeve
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See? That's where I get stereotyped, and that bothers me. Sure, for MOST people like me, sex is all about violence, power, and control. For me, though, it's a loving, caring act shared between two people, with only one survivor... You people are so judgemental
Forgive me for the stereotype! I feel like the guy in the Geico commercial now.
That and so far not a single recovery that I have read about either!
Ooo how could I have missed that? Brought a tear to my eye...
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Ooo how could I have missed that? Brought a tear to my eye...
Mine too. And a chubby, as well.