Do you exist in real life?

Do you REALLY exist?


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Please tell my you know about the 4th hole.
Shit.

Ok, are these other mysterious buttons in front or behind the button I already know about.

EDIT: You mean the one behind her kneecap?
 
Lol, you are trying to come across as Ms. Responsible but all they see is every douchey thing you've ever posted?

Oh man! ROFL

I do not make douchey posts :harumph:

And even tho the cheerleader pic is not me, I look just like her :rolleyes:

>)
 
ROFL naaa. I usually talk to random people anyway lol Would be fun to accidentally bump into an unknown planeteer such as the clown :)

Yesterday at the supermarket this man in a Celtics hat just started talking to me about the Celtics when I went next to him to get some peppers. Not sure what made him think I would know anything about sports but I went with it LOL Maybe he didn't expect me to come back with anything :shrug: Could it have been a planeteer?!? LOL ;)

Darryl Stingley?!! ROFL

I know just meeting Lvent was fun enough, total planet-esque. Nice to have my husband kinda be a part of it!
 
Wait what?

I thought it was just one specific button we needed to be concerned with.

You mean to tell me there are more???

I hope you are just kidding around LOLOL If not you better get to doing some research! There's a bunch of different buttons inside, outside, all around. It varies depending on the woman. A real woman who knows her body inside and out would be able to tell you what to do.
 
I hope you are just kidding around LOLOL If not you better get to doing some research! There's a bunch of different buttons inside, outside, all around. It varies depending on the woman. A real woman who knows her body inside and out would be able to tell you what to do.

This.

And why women fake it I'll never understand. Tell him what feels good, he is more then happy to comply, yo.
 
I hope you are just kidding around LOLOL If not you better get to doing some research! There's a bunch of different buttons inside, outside, all around. It varies depending on the woman. A real woman who knows her body inside and out would be able to tell you what to do.


Where is the button that makes her get up and make me a sandwhich after? :huh:
 
This.

And why women fake it I'll never understand. Tell him what feels good, he is more then happy to comply, yo.

I don't understand it either. They have no idea what they are missing. I have never had a guy tell me not to give him tips. I don't expect a guy to know every part that feels good. They don't have the same parts as us. :shrug:
 
Where is the button that makes her get up and make me a sandwhich after? :huh:

Make her scream and she will probably be more than happy to do anything for ya ;)

He wasn't on the verge of killing over it? No crazy eyes or mouth clicking? ROFL

I didn't make eye contact LOL I just kept inspecting the peppers :rolleyes:
 
I didn't make eye contact LOL I just kept inspecting the peppers :rolleyes:



So was he.



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I don't understand it either. They have no idea what they are missing. I have never had a guy tell me not to give him tips. I don't expect a guy to know every part that feels good. They don't have the same parts as us. :shrug:
I like it when he tells me what feels good. Like a champ, even.
I didn't make eye contact LOL I just kept inspecting the peppers :rolleyes:

Lol, I could see that happening. Definitely with one of the members here. Good thing no one brought up 4th and 13 ROFL
 
I hope you are just kidding around LOLOL If not you better get to doing some research! There's a bunch of different buttons inside, outside, all around. It varies depending on the woman. A real woman who knows her body inside and out would be able to tell you what to do.
I'm confused.

These parts you're talking about aren't all inside the [insert whatever term you use to describe "down there." Post modified to fit within patriots planet new guidelines] Are they?

Cause that's what I'm thinking about. I know about stuff outside of that.
 
If she can walk right after, yurr doing it wrong :p

This is the truth right there LOL You know you had a good night when you are sore from the waste down the next day and the day after :thumb:

I've had times where I feel like I had to put my hips back in place ROFL

I like it when he tells me what feels good. Like a champ, even.


Lol, I could see that happening. Definitely with one of the members here. Good thing no one brought up 4th and 13 ROFL

ROFL never bring it up!
 
This is the truth right there LOL You know you had a good night when you are sore from the waste down the next day and the day after :thumb:

I've had times where I feel like I had to put my hips back in place ROFL

Hip displasia, on the realz. :)
 
I'm confused.

These parts you're talking about aren't all inside the [insert whatever term you use to describe "down there." Post modified to fit within patriots planet new guidelines] Are they?

Cause that's what I'm thinking about. I know about stuff outside of that.

We are in the circus I think it is ok. I am not calling you names or anything so we are good to go LOL

Believe me there are plenty of things to learn about the inside. I had this very interesting story once and I had it saved on a computer that crashed. I can't find it anywhere online. EVERY man and woman should read it though. Things you never knew your body could do.
 
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