Do you exist in real life?

[Costanza]

JH wrote the book on man-pleasing.



EDIT: Actually, it's less of a book and more of a pamphlet. Or a postcard even.

I don't tell my secrets, silly.

Someone once told me I should be a sex therapist ROFL

 

[Flagg the Wanderer]

Are you taking the piss on me? Don't make me get gomezcat up in this bitch to deliver you a proper wanking.

Why would I be upset about getting a wanking? Just 'cause he has bad teeth?

 

[Jaric]

Like the lost pyramids of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it...

I'm pretty sure that's illegal in at least 37 states.

 

[Costanza]

Like the lost pyramids of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it...

We know you are a strict Catholic.

You ain't sticking it anywhere but one way, the same way.

:LOL:

 

[cka203]

I even got shirtsleeve to sign up for facebook when I told him there was a drunk and flirty cka over there ROFL


ROFL

:rockon:

I've had many a chat with some PPers on FB... Good times!

 

[patsload]

If I had the time I'd go back and find the posts! LOL

I know how it went down. I asked if you worked in Wakefield because there were pictures of a girl on here that looked like a girl that worked in my building :shrug:

 

[Jaric]

I don't tell my secrets, silly.

JH, it's really not much of a secret.

Feed us, **** us, and don't nag us. That's really it. (unless you're Tom Brady, then take us purse shopping)

Someone once told me I should be a sex therapist ROFL

Orly?

Catering to men or women?

 

[tehrick67]

We know you are a strict Catholic.

You ain't sticking it anywhere but one way, the same way.

:LOL:

in the same person

 

[Flagg the Wanderer]

We know you are a strict Catholic.

You ain't sticking it anywhere but one way, the same way.

:LOL:

FOR THE LAST TIME: It only matters where you finish.

Also, position is irrelevant, even at the finish. Exploration of the other, and an attempt to please the other, while always paying respect to the act itself and to your spouse. That's more or less the rulebook.

 

[TBrownslady]

I know how it went down. I asked if you worked in Wakefield because there were pictures of a girl on here that looked like a girl that worked in my building :shrug:

I think it was the picture of me giving the finger I had as my avatar and you scared me so I took it down LOL Then you made me walk around the building for a couple days wondering who the hell was the planeteer that worked in my building. Seriously though what were the chances lol

 

[patsload]

I think it was the picture of me giving the finger I had as my avatar and you scared me so I took it down LOL Then you made me walk around the building for a couple days wondering who the hell was the planeteer that worked in my building. Seriously though what were the chances lol

yeah that was it

 

[Flagg the Wanderer]

Someone once told me I should be a sex therapist ROFL

That's funny. Someone once told me I was both very analytical and very sensitive, so I should combine two fields: an "psycho-analyst" and a "therapist."

So I came up with this:

I was going to go with "Psycho analrapist" but someone told me that this sounded a little scary.

 

[Jaric]

FOR THE LAST TIME: It only matters where you finish.

So wait, the Catholic Church outlawed the money shot?

 

[tehrick67]

So wait, the Catholic Church outlawed the money shot?

Unless it's an altarboy

 

[Jaric]

Unless it's an altarboy

 

[Flagg the Wanderer]

So wait, the Catholic Church outlawed the money shot?

Indeed. As well as the creampie unless it's a custard cream pie.

 

[Annihilus]

Why would I be upset about getting a wanking? Just 'cause he has bad teeth?

Yeah, I might be saying it wrong.

 

[Patriots-Lifer]

As I have yet to be available for one of the Draft parties most of you and I have yet to formally meet.
That doesn't mean that I do not hold incriminating photos of most of you in a file I keep locked away to be opened only on the event of my demise under questionable conditions.

 

[Costanza]

JH, it's really not much of a secret.

Feed us, **** us, and don't nag us. That's really it. (unless you're Tom Brady, then take us purse shopping)


Orly?

Catering to men or women?

I think it's just best to be with someone that is as kick ass as yourself (generally speaking. I'd say you are kickass, but I don't know you that well. Also, Clots fan, etc.)

Catering to wimmenz. To learn how to enjoy it. Not a lot of women get the satisfaction a dude does. How to just let go.

FOR THE LAST TIME: It only matters where you finish.

Also, position is irrelevant, even at the finish. Exploration of the other, and an attempt to please the other, while always paying respect to the act itself and to your spouse. That's more or less the rulebook.

daButt

/insensitive

I think it was the picture of me giving the finger I had as my avatar and you scared me so I took it down LOL Then you made me walk around the building for a couple days wondering who the hell was the planeteer that worked in my building. Seriously though what were the chances lol

That is so cool.

 

[Flagg the Wanderer]

Unless it's an altarboy

Well, if it's an altar boy then then there's no reason for it to matter where you finish, hmm? In for a dime, in for a dollar.