Do you exist in real life?

Do you REALLY exist?

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Annihilus said:
Thanks for the clarification.

Can you write a manual for us about all of your swell swear words and rules?

We could make it official and everything. My boss's boss is British, so I'd love to be able to hold my own if we ever get into a <strike>pissing</strike> swearing match.
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Cool. In that case, make sure to call your boss's boss a knob cheese. There is also numpty, which means "idiot". Have you also considered wanker and tosser?

If you want to question said boss's orders, as in "you're joking, right?", you should say "are you taking the piss?". Remember that you take the piss OUT OF someone.

Miss Cat pointed out that "the dog's bollocks" is a good one. It's equivalent, I believe, is the mutt's nuts.
 
Jh said:
He hits more cervix than you, brah.
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Elbow deep huh?

Actually, now that you mention that, this reminds me of this show I saw on animal planet.

Apparently, these rednecks in south florida, go catfish hunting by sticking their hands into catfish holes, and then then the catfish bites onto their arm, they grab it and pull it out. Apparently, it's really dangerous because they are sharing the river with large snakes and alligators. not to mention that it requires a large catfish to more or less swallow your arm.

I'll stick to using a pole thank you very much.

:harumph:
 
Jaric said:
Elbow deep huh?

Actually, now that you mention that, this reminds me of this show I saw on animal planet.

Apparently, these rednecks in south florida, go catfish hunting by sticking their hands into catfish holes, and then then the catfish bites onto their arm, they grab it and pull it out. Apparently, it's really dangerous because they are sharing the river with large snakes and alligators. not to mention that it requires a large catfish to more or less swallow your arm.

I'll stick to using a pole thank you very much.

:harumph:
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Your wife sounds dangerous :blink:
 
Jaric said:
They had to call DNR the last time we got into it.
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Jaric said:
Fixed.
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You're wrong, he does anyway.

BTW for English swear words, the old ones are the best. I say f*ck a lot (especially this morning when Word kept changing the formatting on my lists and I threatened to put my fist though the effing screen- effing instead of f*cking is very English). When I'm really narked and want to shock, I use the c word which Mr C tells me is beyond the pale here or even say f*ck sh*t wank c-word bollocks. It's a bad swear word in the UK but not as bad as all that.
 
gomezcat said:
I know that Miss Cat, Dave45 and I exist in real life, cos I have met all of them. The rest of you, I'm not so sure about. I mean, everyone tells me that there are real people behind these IDs and they mainly live in "New England". However, I looked across the Atlantic and all I could see was more sea. So, I'm wondering...

Do you REALLY exist? Poll to be erected and hopefully stay upright for more than 30 seconds... wuv
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I can't answer this question unless you define what you mean by "real" and "exist".:coffee:
 
If I may be allowed to put Descartes before d'horse:

I am therefore I think.

Cheers, BostonTim
 
BostonTim said:
If I may be allowed to put Descartes before d'horse:

I am therefore I think.

Cheers, BostonTim
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Actually, if one was to reduce Descartes argument to a pithy quote, it would be "I doubt, therefore I am".

He asked the question "how do i know I actually exist"? He realized that there had to be something that had expressed this doubt and so ...
 
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