Do you exist in real life?

[Jaric]

At least Lvent clips his fingernails :shrug:

That's just so he can attach the press ons...

 

[Costanza]

That's just so he can attach the press ons...

Lvent likes to keep it tight...

 

[O_P_T]

I like to think that!

Lol.

You know, if you look at the label of turkey bacon, it's not really less bad for you. Only a smidgend. Eating the real shit is worth it. Especially because I could eat 6 slices and not be satisfied, whereas I can convince myself I am satisfied with 3 pieces of the real stuff.

Come on. Bacon is a good source of many of the basic food groups.

Sodium, nitrites, and fat.

Have an Irish coffee with it and you've got the other two: Caffeine and alcohol.

 

[Costanza]

Come on. Bacon is a good source of many of the basic food groups.

Sodium, nitrites, and fat.

Have an Irish coffee with it and you've got the other two: Caffeine and alcohol.

Our hearts can explode together wuv

 

[Pyxis]

Come on. Bacon is a good source of many of the basic food groups.

Sodium, nitrites, and fat.

Have an Irish coffee with it and you've got the other two: Caffeine and alcohol.

It's lunch time. I'll have the bacon fat sandwich and the Biggie Irish coffee.

 

[Costanza]

It's lunch time. I'll have the bacon fat sandwich and the Biggie Irish coffee.

Lol, I am sure I am not the only one that went all Mmmmm drool Homer Simpson style.

ROFL

 

[Pyxis]

Lol, I am sure I am not the only one that went all Mmmmm drool Homer Simpson style.

ROFL

Hell...I did that while typing.ROFL

 

[Costanza]

Hell...I did that while typing.ROFL

I think I have some greasy salame. Might have to go for that since I just used all my bacon yesterday.

 

[O_P_T]

I think I have some greasy salame. Might have to go for that since I just used all my bacon yesterday.

In other news, all the pigs in Northern California have mysteriously tried to flee for their lives.

 

[Costanza]

In other news, all the pigs in Northern California have mysteriously tried to flee for their lives.

They can run, but they can't hide :bang:



/making a mess with salame and pepperjack sammich

 

[Flagg the Wanderer]

They can run, but they can't hide :bang:



/making a mess with salame and pepperjack sammich

Making a sandwich is good, and the mess is okay as long as you clean it up.

 

[Costanza]

Making a sandwich is good, and the mess is okay as long as you clean it up.

The bread was a bit crumbly.

But cleaned up, of course!

 

[SteelerFan87]

Our hearts can explode together wuv

If that's not romantic, I don't know what is.

 

[Costanza]

If that's not romantic, I don't know what is.

Child orgasms?

 

[SteelerFan87]

Child orgasms?

ROFL ROFL

As long as it's between a consenting kid and the delicious taste of ice cream cake, there's nothing wrong with that.

 

[Coltsfan2theend]

In real life, I am a piece of bacon, people love me.

 

[Pyxis]

In real life, I am a piece of bacon, people love me.

Watch out for Flagg. He might use you as part of the bacon weave that he tops apple/frito pie with.

 

[O_P_T]

I wonder if this thread would show up if you Googled "thread hijack"?

 

[easycome_easygo]

I wonder if this thread would show up if you Googled "thread hijack"?

I'm sure all PP threads will show up if you googled "thread hijack".

 

[BradyLady12]

This thread requires deep thoughts!

To be or not to be– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And, by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep
No more – and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to – ‘tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep
To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub,