Where did I state that I attended Cornell? Reading is fundamental, child. And no, "child" is not an ad hominem; I am quite a bit older than you, and therefore you are a child to me. "Troll" is an accurate depiction of your actions; those who post simply to incite are trolls, and that's all you've done in the past week or so. "By your actions shall ye be judged."
Btw, Moosewood? You mean the vegetarian restaurant that is also in one of the dining halls? Yes, I've been there. Not sure what your point was there.
Actually, I know quite a few professors at Cornell. From Professor Ahl, a friend of mine, to Professor Coleman (who I once worked with), to Professor Manning, with whom I excavated a site in Turkey.
You DO realize that Cornell has hundreds of professors, correct? For me to know random professors outside of my field of expertise there isn't likely. But I know Ithaca EXTREMELY well, from the bars, to the restaurants, etc.
:shrug: I know what I needed to know.