A Sex Pole Poll

How do you answer Sex Poles

  • Answer honestly

    Votes: 15 55.6%
  • Fabricate answers to look hip and freakish

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Fabricate answers unaware the Mods can see answer

    Votes: 1 3.7%
  • Fabricate some answers to hide true freakiness

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Fabricate same answers to seem freaky

    Votes: 1 3.7%
  • Married and don?t know what sex is

    Votes: 6 22.2%
  • Sound of Music - Avoid Sex Poles at all cost

    Votes: 4 14.8%

  • Total voters
    27
well either you are honest and tell the truth to complete strangers or you are married and like Al Bundy hitting the Girlie Show

mix in a few Sound of Music Freaks

and you got the planet
 
I never answer these poles. There has never been one that had a farm animal question, so I feel left out.
 
poles?
You're discussin "poles" again?
Whose "pole" is it this time?
The author of this thread?

I answered a poll about poles once and I told the truth in my first post. ( In Bermuda, with a politican in a cove...all true.)

I lied in the follow-up post ( 'bout a bil gettin' passed on account of what I said in the Bermuda post) but it was intended as tongue-n'-cheek sarcasm as a response to someone.
 
MEPATNUT on 02-01-2007 at 03:51 PM said:
I never answer these poles. There has never been one that had a farm animal question, so I feel left out.

Huh... Guess I shouldn't have edited my pole so much.

One of the questions originally read...

You have explicit fantasies (Hard Anal, Bestiality, etc) that your partner won't fulfill with you.

I took out the part in parentheses... Guess I shouldn't have, for your sake MPN.

Next time, I'll take your feelings into consideration.
 
BradyLady12 on 02-01-2007 at 04:08 PM said:
It's about the pro-pole.

Oh... I'm definitely pro pole.

Pole all the way.

Not into carpet.

Hell... I'm so, not into carpet, that my house only has nice smooth waxed floors.
 
mgoblue101415 on 02-01-2007 at 04:59 PM said:
Huh... Guess I shouldn't have edited my pole so much.

One of the questions originally read...

You have explicit fantasies (Hard Anal, Bestiality, etc) that your partner won't fulfill with you.

I took out the part in parentheses... Guess I shouldn't have, for your sake MPN.

Next time, I'll take your feelings into consideration.

The damage has already been done. I feel like a freak.
 
BradyLady12 on 02-01-2007 at 05:00 PM said:
Must be a lot of Polish here. :p
I am one
mgoblue101415 on 02-01-2007 at 05:11 PM said:
Oh... I'm definitely pro pole.

Pole all the way.

Not into carpet.

Hell... I'm so, not into carpet, that my house only has nice smooth waxed floors.
I love this place
 
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