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Guilty. I didn't see the dog until I read the caption.
 
Tell you what, you can look at a butt like that and drool, but tack 20 years onto that and your talking about a dining room set with a pair of panties on it.

No thanks.
 
Tell you what, you can look at a butt like that and drool, but tack 20 years onto that and your talking about a dining room set with a pair of panties on it.

No thanks.
Who said Marrying her was an option? 3pumps and a dump is the only way to go here...
Jeesh I have to teach you everything...:coffee:
 
I got a similar item as an e-mail the other day.

A practical example of how the human mind works.

Analysis of the above picture can tell us a lot about how different people think.

- For young men, it's a picture of a lady with a nice derriere but only the most observant will notice that she is crossing a street.

- The really observant will notice that she is wearing a thong.

- For older men, she appears to be a respectable woman - with a nice tush - on her way to work.

- The perverts among them will imagine her naked.

- Wiser men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer to take the shot in the face of such beauty and be grateful that they shared it.

- For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way.

- The other half will think she is a slut but wonder where she bought that blouse

- Older women will imagine the misery that the woman's curves will cause by the time she reaches 50.

But only children, the uber intelligent and the celibate will notice that the taxi is being driven by a German Shepard...​

Of course the uber uber intelligent will notice these are not the same image. :coffee:
 
Without reading the thread...

I tried not to click on this thread, but in the end I did anyway. This leads me to one conclusion: I am going to write a book and call it "a book." I don't know what it's going to be about yet, but I'm going to put it in a plain black cover with dark grey letters, and it's going to sell a bazillion copies.

Edit: Now that I've read the thread, everything I've ever thought about life and people has been confirmed. Well, not everything. And believe me, y'all are grateful for that. That's just not true about eggplants OR sin waves.
 
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