Ben Sideline Transcript by Mortinsonn

[Dwight Schrute]

This just in from a reliable source. Don't verify. Just print.

Ramon Louis: Yo! See you on the sideline bro!

RL: ain't the same without us doing battle!

Ben Rothburger: Ha ha dog! True dat!

RL: looking good bro!

BR: good? I'm almost 3 bills!

RL: lol! It's all good

BR: no it ain't! I need a cheeseburger!

RL: at least you're on the sidelines.
RL: not on the streets doin The Crime!

RL: Oh Shit! You're on the tv! Put it away!

BR: huh?

RL: camera! Telecast! On you!
RL: put the phone away!

BR: oooohhhhhhhh shit!

RL: STOP TYPING!!!!

 

[O.Z.O.]

this just in from a reliable source. Don't verify. Just print.

Ramon louis: Yo! See you on the sideline bro!

Rl: Ain't the same without us doing battle!

Ben rothburger: Ha ha dog! True dat!

Rl: Looking good bro!

Br: Good? I'm almost 3 bills!

Rl: Lol! It's all good

br: No it ain't! I need a cheeseburger!

Rl: At least you're on the sidelines.
Rl: Not on the streets doin the crime!

Rl: Oh shit! You're on the tv! Put it away!

Br: Huh?

Rl: Camera! Telecast! On you!
Rl: Put the phone away!

br: Oooohhhhhhhh shit!
rl: Stop typing!!!!

 

[bideau]

From another source:

Buffy: Hi Benny, the girls and I are having a dorm party after the game. Can you make it?

Ben: Ummm....do the bathroom doors have locks?

Buffy: I think so.

Ben: Great, I'll see you in a few.

 

[Claremonster]

*Big Ben types unlock code on phone*

Ben: "OW! ****!"

Tomlin: "What's wrong?"

Ben: "I just sprained my thumb!"

Media: "You're a warrior, Ben!"

 

[imapig]

RG: can I suck your Cock again?
BR: Ok, but this time swallow...
RG: Its a deal!
Mort: Can I join?
ESPN: Hey dipshits your on fvcking TV...