Broken ribs....... well this is un tree men does

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babalu87

babalu87

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Things that hurt with broken ribs (list will grow I am sure as I'm new to this ....... happened Saturday evening)

Breathing
Shitting
Lifting the feckin toilet seat
Reaching for the pickles on the bottom shelf and giving up
Anything to do with laces and actual shoes/sneakers
Driving
Leveling a trailer
Sleeping
Waking up
Lying down
Sitting down
Getting up
Flipping a GD chicken breast on the grill
Pouring a beer
Drinking said beer
wiping my friggin ass
putting on a shirt
taking off a shirt
laughing
hiccups OMFG
coughing
yawning
opening windows
closing windows
driving in traffic
bumpy roads (fix that road Mikie!)
getting in the truck
getting out of the truck
shifting the gear lever into drive/reverse/park
seatbelt
opening a slider
closing slider
brushing teeth
getting in/out of shower
hugging kids/wife

Oh, 40+ year old men shouldnt run full speed and dive stretched out fully onto a 50 foot "adult" slid and slide..........
 
Brady played Qb for a few months with it.:shrug:
 
midgar8784 said:
Brady played Qb for a few months with it.:shrug:
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I doubt it
It was never mentioned
NO FVCKING WAY someone can play football with what I have going on......... bottom ribs

NO FVCKING WAY
I have a pretty high tolerance for pain and this is flat out debilitating

Once again though you turn it into a Brady thread, good on ya mate
 
You must've been drunk when this happened.

Also, your list is amazing.
 
babalu87 said:
I doubt it
It was never mentioned
NO FVCKING WAY someone can play football with what I have going on......... bottom ribs

NO FVCKING WAY
I have a pretty high tolerance for pain and this is flat out debilitating

Once again though you turn it into a Brady thread, good on ya mate
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Didn't really turn it into anything, we are still talking about broken ribs. As far as you doubting it, I guess his Qb coach is a liar.:shrug: How did you break your ribs, did someone say shit up and you thought they said stand up?
 
I am begging anyone who cares to stop quoting Sgt Bradyunitwasher so I dont have to deal with him

POND
DER
OUS
 
I won a wrestling match in HS with a cracked rib (higher up on the cage). Just wrapped it up nice and tight. I can see Brady playing with some. Mind over matter. It's painful for sure, as I experienced much of what's on your list.
 
AnOldTroll said:
I won a wrestling match in HS with a cracked rib (higher up on the cage). Just wrapped it up nice and tight. I can see Brady playing with some. Mind over matter. It's painful for sure, as I experienced much of what's on your list.
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Key
Doctor told me so, the bottoms are about 1000% worse than any other ones

Picking up and pouring apple juice
 
AnOldTroll said:
I won a wrestling match in HS with a cracked rib (higher up on the cage). Just wrapped it up nice and tight. I can see Brady playing with some. Mind over matter. It's painful for sure, as I experienced much of what's on your list.
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It could be that not everyone is a crybaby.popcorn
 
babs is being a total puss.
 
Apparently wiggling one's fingers on a keyboard is within the pain tolerance limits.

:p
 
Tying my little girls hair in a pony tail............. REALLY?
 
Thanks for quoting him ..........................

Scratching my head...... add that to the list
 
Sorry, babs.

Teh secks is prolly on the list, too :(
 
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