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I'm not going to tell you all about the lucky Patriots' 15-2 season*, other than to tell you that it will be over by Sunday evening, or Monday morning as it will be in Civilisation.

So, how does it play out? Well, Gost sends the opening kick directly to Antonio Brown, who scampers 99 yards, untouched. The Steelers recover the onside kick and Le Veon Bell pounds his way downfield, carrying 11 Pats on his back.

A furious Belichick makes changes to the D, moving Tom Brady to DT, Julian Edelman to DE and David Andrews to FS, amongst other things. The theory is that smaller guys on the D line will be able to outrun their blockers and big guys in the secondary will be impossible to block by WRs and RBs.

Belichick refuses to reconsider his strategy when Brady is literally decapitated by Pouncey. He is also determined to punish the D, so Malcolm Brown is ordered to play signal caller.

Brown is predictably not great at it and goes 0/50, 0 yards, 50 ints. He avoids being sacked but it's irrelevant.

In amongst the 30 ints returned for TDs, the Steelers' offence runs over the Pats all day. Edelman tries his best but it's brutal. The final straw for Belichick is when Ryan Allen punts the ball right-footed to avoid the 11 Steelers charging from his left. Belichick shouts at him to death.

So, there it is. We're done.

Steelers - a seventh Superbowl
Pats - done and dusted.
 
gomezcat said:
I'm not going to tell you all about the lucky Patriots' 15-2 season*, other than to tell you that it will be over by Sunday evening, or Monday morning as it will be in Civilisation.

So, how does it play out? Well, Gost sends the opening kick directly to Antonio Brown, who scampers 99 yards, untouched. The Steelers recover the onside kick and Le Veon Bell pounds his way downfield, carrying 11 Pats on his back.

A furious Belichick makes changes to the D, moving Tom Brady to DT, Julian Edelman to DE and David Andrews to FS, amongst other things. The theory is that smaller guys on the D line will be able to outrun their blockers and big guys in the secondary will be impossible to block by WRs and RBs.

Belichick refuses to reconsider his strategy when Brady is literally decapitated by Pouncey. He is also determined to punish the D, so Malcolm Brown is ordered to play signal caller.

Brown is predictably not great at it and goes 0/50, 0 yards, 50 ints. He avoids being sacked but it's irrelevant.

In amongst the 30 ints returned for TDs, the Steelers' offence runs over the Pats all day. Edelman tries his best but it's brutal. The final straw for Belichick is when Ryan Allen punts the ball right-footed to avoid the 11 Steelers charging from his left. Belichick shouts at him to death.

So, there it is. We're done.

Steelers - a seventh Superbowl
Pats - done and dusted.
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I see you're being overly optimistic again.

There's no way the Pats can live up to those lofty predictions - the outcome will be far, far worse than that. :sulk:
 
Instead of the 1/2 second hesitation,Bell will count-1 Mississippi -2 Mississippi - 3 Mississippi. This will totally confuse the Patriots D and he will break large runs all day long.

This is why we are doomed.
 
James Harrison and Ryan Shazier will have hand pumps on the field and will be putting air back in the footballs which will completely mess Brady up. Blount will fumble every carry and Brady will throw multiple interceptions due to the Steelers trickery.
 
ParanoidPatriot said:
Instead of the 1/2 second hesitation,Bell will count-1 Mississippi -2 Mississippi - 3 Mississippi. This will totally confuse the Patriots D and he will break large runs all day long.

This is why we are doomed.
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But they will be caught and reported to the league where they will undergo intense independant non-investigation followed by permanent dead silence.



Cheers
 
It's simple, really.

One superstar versus three. The rest of the players don't matter that much.

We can't stop Bell, can't sack Bloated Ben and Malcolm Butler will finally get his ass handed to him by the best WR (and Facebook Live poster) in the league.

The excellent record that Brady has against Tomlin and the Steelers in general will be trumped by the fact that he often comes up shaky in the AFCCG over recent seasons and is, in fact, quite inaccurate and erratic more often than not when he caves under the pressure of the big moment.

They are bigger and tougher than us and this fraudulent team that we all waste our time getting excited about won't be able to cheat their way to a win Sunday night because the refs and the League have too much integrity to allow it.

The party's over, folks.

Killer B's 42
Fraudtriots 6
 
Brady sucks in the AFCCC. The stats bear this out. His winning % is half of what it is in the regular season. Keep an eye on Blount. It wasn't serendipitous that Blount fell right into the Patriots lap, it was planned. Disgruntled RB, my ass. He is a double agent. When he "fumbles" the ball inside the Pats 30 four times, you'll know. Blount will be the only Patriot getting a ring, but his will say "#7." Speaking of 7, the Steelers have won 7 games in a row. In fact, the Steelers won a playoff game last week. The Patriots failed to beat a playoff team last week. Mitchell is useless in the playoffs. Hell, he wasn't even targeted last week. Gronk has been invisible lately. This one will go south fast and the Steelers will be going south to Houston. We're fvcked. I'll have what Floyd is having.
 
Tomlin plays, scored 5 td's (rushing, receiving, punt return, kick off return and INT)

Pats are in awe as Tomlin tackles Bill on the sideline blowing out both of his Knees.


Stillers 69

Pats 0

Football and beer
Beer and football
 
All of Bilichicks illegal Steelers tapes filmed from sideline with sunglasses cam are destroyed in a devastating karaoke machine accident in his office.

Pats have to play without cheating. Predictably lose in ugly fashion behind system QB Tom Brady.

Steel Town Magic 44, Cheats 3.Nutkick
 
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