Elephantiasis of the Nuts (NSFW) or anywhere else

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I'll say the same thing I say when ever I see a photo of someone in this shape: At what point didn't they realize there was a problem?
Would walking around with nuts the size of a softball not be problem ?
Is grapefruit size OK?
When they're bigger than your head, do you at all say to yourself you know, I ought to have this looked at?
Do you figure it'll be better tomorrow? No one notices?
This guy's mom or wife or best buddy doesn't say I hate to bring this up but I'm wondering if there's something wrong with your balls?

Along that line of thinking, I imagine this guy just bounced around on his nuts like a 9 year old on a Hopping Ball, and it was just polite not to bring it up. Maybe when they told him he had to buy two seats on an airplane - one for him and one for his nads - that he decided to do something about it.

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What kind of load does that shoot? Hope the wife doesn't swallow she'd drown.
 
When I was in high school, we found this in a book in the library and laughed for about 7 weeks.

Also...why doesn't that first dude have a...y'know...
 
Michigan Dave said:
When I was in high school, we found this in a book in the library and laughed for about 7 weeks.

Also...why doesn't that first dude have a...y'know...
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According to the information out there, the penis is slowly absorbed into the testicular thingamabob as the skin grows over it, covering it completely.
 
Claremonster said:
120 pounds of pure hopping ball madness.

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The guy has some balls. :rockon:
 
AC/DC Eliphantitas ?

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Stranded Alien said:
I'll say the same thing I say when ever I see a photo of someone in this shape: At what point didn't they realize there was a problem?
Would walking around with nuts the size of a softball not be problem ?
Is grapefruit size OK?
When they're bigger than your head, do you at all say to yourself you know, I ought to have this looked at?
Do you figure it'll be better tomorrow? No one notices?
This guy's mom or wife or best buddy doesn't say I hate to bring this up but I'm wondering if there's something wrong with your balls?

Along that line of thinking, I imagine this guy just bounced around on his nuts like a 9 year old on a Hopping Ball, and it was just polite not to bring it up. Maybe when they told him he had to buy two seats on an airplane - one for him and one for his nads - that he decided to do something about it.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest to you that he obviously knew there was a problem, but probably didn't have access to the proper treatment...
 
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