I started with a paper route when I was 13 and the highlight of the route was Mrs. Mack who lived in Gaslight Village, a big apartment complex in South Weymouth.
Mrs. Mack was sort of a boozier version of Stiffler's Mom from American Pie. All bleached blonde, busty and heavy eye makeup. On collection day, I would knock at her door
because she never left an envelope and she would invariably yell "I can't come to the do-ah because I ain't go no clothes on" and I'd mumble something low and knock
again because she owed like 2 months worth and I'd about had it with her act. Then she'd open the do-ah and I might see a bare shoulder, but it was better than
nothing. At least I got something out of the deal.