Man shoots own penis....

[AllWorldTE]

...with a pink gun no less!

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2011-08-08-gun-holsters-man-shoots-penis_n.htm

CHANDLER, Ariz. — As Joshua Seto, 27, and his fiance, Cara Christopher, walked to a local grocery store last week for refreshments, he tried securing her pink handgun in the front waistband of his pants.

The gun fired, striking Seto's penis and continuing through his left thigh. The bleeding started immediately and was heavy, according to police dispatch recordings released Sunday.

"He is still conscious, there is just a lot of blood," Christopher, 26, told 911 operators and dispatchers when the accidental shooting occurred Tuesday.

One operator told Christopher to apply direct pressure to the wound with a dry towel or T-shirt, but to avoid looking at the wound.

"I did look at it," Christopher said. "It's pretty bad."

When the emergency call first went through, Chrisopher was asked if they needed paramedics, she said yes.

"He's still coherent and everything but he's bleeding quite a lot," she said.

In the wake the accident, police are warning armed residents to use holsters, not waistbands.

The movies and TV shows, like Sons of Anarchy, that show tough guys with guns shoved into their jeans are not realistic, Chandler Police Detective Seth Tyler said Sunday.

The cops and robbers of the silver screen most likely use rubber weapons, which weigh far less than the real things, Tyler said.

"Whenever you handle a firearm, whether you are a novice or experienced, always treat firearms as though they are loaded," said Tyler, a spokesman for the department. "If you are going to carry a handgun on your person, use a holster, not your waistband."

Meanwhile, it is not clear if Seto has been released from the hospital or suffered any permanent damage, Tyler said.

"He is recovering," Tyler said.

He may possibly face charges, too, Tyler said Sunday.

Tyler was unsure of the type of gun, or whether it had a safety that was off.

 

[Number Cruncher]

...with a pink gun no less!

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2011-08-08-gun-holsters-man-shoots-penis_n.htm

Darwin works in mysterious ways....

 

[BostonTim]

...with a pink gun no less!

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2011-08-08-gun-holsters-man-shoots-penis_n.htm

You need to "coach him up", Coach. ROFL

Cheers, BostonTim

 

[cka203]

Now that's a buzz-kill

 

[AllWorldTE]

You need to "coach him up", Coach. ROFL

Cheers, BostonTim

When I tell em to keep it in their pants, I'm not talking about their rifle, I'm talking about their gun!

 

[taltos]

Piggy is from Arizona? Hope that you are feeling better bud!:Fart:

 

[Beaglebay]

"I did look at it," Christopher said. "It's pretty bad." Translated: "I'm back on the singles market, boys."

 

[PumpDee]

He was treated at the hospital by the world-renowned Dr. Blueyorcokov.

 

[taltos]

He was treated at the hospital by the world-renowned Dr. Blueyorcokov.

Assisted by Nurse Ivannacutyurcokov!

 

[AllWorldTE]

He was treated at the hospital by the world-renowned Dr. Blueyorcokov.

Did he perform an addadictomy?

 

[tehrick67]

I take it the wedding is off, like his penis

 

[PumpDee]

Rules are rules.

 

[Beaglebay]

He can wear a bow tie now.

 

[Skellington]

Well now maybe that's one less idiot that we have to worry about reproducing...now for the millions of others.

 

[tehrick67]

I like to shoot my wife with my pink gun

 

[PumpDee]

He may possibly face charges, too, Tyler said Sunday.


Well.....ain't that a kick in the nuts.

 

[AllWorldTE]

He may possibly face charges, too, Tyler said Sunday.


Well.....ain't that a kick in the nuts.

Plax doesn't think this is funny.....

 

[Beaglebay]

He may possibly face charges, too, Tyler said Sunday.


Well.....ain't that a kick in the nuts.

It would be, if he had any left. :shrug:

 

[tehrick67]

I usually just shoot my mouth off

 

[3 Point Stan]

He may possibly face charges, too, Tyler said Sunday.

I bet that's "just the tip" of the iceberg too.